to just be James Bond

(28 Posts)
idiuntno57 Sat 26-Oct-13 21:06:38

different city every hour
different partner every day
different life every week

bet he doesn't have to obsess about laundry and wonder what the next meal is going to be.....

tinkertitonk Sat 26-Oct-13 23:12:09

All I know is, it's bloody annoying being married to James Bond.

"Haven't you darned those bullet holes yet?"

"If Dr No phones, tell him I'll meet him down the pub at 6."

And so on.

Trills Sat 26-Oct-13 22:41:30

Are you being unreasonable to be James Bond?

Unreasonable - not sure.

Unrealistic - yes.

Just talking bollocks - probably.

WholeNutt Sat 26-Oct-13 22:37:32

Would you have a penis beaker? grin

It's the not having to work out what's the dinner int he morning (or even at the beginning of the month) that does it for me.
Restaurants where someone else cooks it or room service everytime
Bliss

Yamyoid Sat 26-Oct-13 22:10:21

Sorry, not a dry martini, a vodka martini. We're not that soft smile

Yamyoid Sat 26-Oct-13 22:07:47

Yanbu except dh ordered a dry martini on holiday once and it blew our heads off. Don't know how he functions on that shit!

idiuntno57 Sat 26-Oct-13 22:05:28

i get the sense that WANBU

BlingBang Sat 26-Oct-13 21:52:45

He wore jeans in CR with a nice tight t shirt and a lovely little bomber jacket - not that I take note or anything...

BlingBang Sat 26-Oct-13 21:51:14

And he gets plenty of pussy galore.

idiuntno57 Sat 26-Oct-13 21:50:59

..and he doesn't have kids to deal with.

TEErickOrTEEreat Sat 26-Oct-13 21:49:21

But he got to be a beach bum and pretend to be dead!

squoosh Sat 26-Oct-13 21:48:06

He never gets to wear jeans and go to the pub. Monte Carlo casinos probably don't serve decent cider.

idiuntno57 Sat 26-Oct-13 21:47:36

i can feel a consensus coming on inside...

TEErickOrTEEreat Sat 26-Oct-13 21:46:48

Lots of booze and sex and nice dinners.

idiuntno57 Sat 26-Oct-13 21:46:07

so a YES from bonsoir

Bonsoir Sat 26-Oct-13 21:43:51

No commitments, no responsibities, endless thrills, plenty of glamour, lots of international travel....

idiuntno57 Sat 26-Oct-13 21:41:54

does one have to agonise about childcare with a love child?

BlingBang Sat 26-Oct-13 21:40:40

doesn't he have a love child out there? Also all the loves of his life die. Hs parents, Tracey, Vesper and now M (though that was well dodgy). Not that I take notice or anything...

idiuntno57 Sat 26-Oct-13 21:39:37

how could one forget the booze

mrspremise Sat 26-Oct-13 21:38:37

.. and the booze. Don't forget the booze...grin

idiuntno57 Sat 26-Oct-13 21:36:07

there is that.

nb gold pants a clincher

TEErickOrTEEreat Sat 26-Oct-13 21:34:14

Well, at least none that he knows about.

idiuntno57 Sat 26-Oct-13 21:33:12

i just love the no commitment aspect

bet he doesn't have screaming DC

TEErickOrTEEreat Sat 26-Oct-13 21:32:49

And great clothes. Don't forget the clothes.

AgentZigzag Sat 26-Oct-13 21:29:59

Yeah but Daniel Craig makes fucked up sociopath seem like an attractive option Bling <pervs over swim trunks>

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