To not want this on the sofa..

[WholeNutt]

My dh has just come downstairs after his shower, removed his towel and sat his naked self on our new sofa.. it is not naked Sunday

AIBU to ask him to dress his gentleman's vegetables before sitting down?!

[LaurieFairyCake]

He's clean

How can you resist

[cathpip]

Most definately, he will still have damp patches and it could stain the sofa!!!!!

[LaurieFairyCake]

Unless you think his arse washing is er...... shit

[BadgersRetreat]

YANBU

naked arses, clean or not, do not belong on sofas.

[ohmymimi]

[WorraLiberty]

AIBU to ask him to dress his gentleman's vegetables before sitting down?!

[LittleMissWise]

As he's just got out the shower, what's the problem?

[DaleyBump]

My DP does this. He then slides forwards to the very edge of the couch, dangles his balls off the end and uses my hair dryer to dry them. Arse.

[LittleMissWise]

I am wondering what you want him to dress his gentleman's vegetables with, a nice drop of basalamic perhaps?

[Bowlersarm]

He should be clean? Perfectly acceptable.

Your heating must be going full pelt though.

[LittleMissWise]

*balsamic - I can spell!

[youarewinning]

Your DH is naked on the sofa and your MNing.

I think you have your priorities wrong

[WholeNutt]

No heating yet..it's bloody boiling in here even have the windows open..

He's cooling down after the gym and shower but still..

[FortyDoorsToNowhere]

you could get naked to and see how things go with breaking in the new sofa.

I am wondering what you want him to dress his gentleman's vegetables with, a nice drop of basalamic perhaps? That has made snort wine through my nose.

[Jengnr]

Gentlemen's vegetables :)

[BadgersRetreat]

My DP does this. He then slides forwards to the very edge of the couch, dangles his balls off the end and uses my hair dryer to dry them. Arse

oh.my.fucking.god.

[ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee]

How did you resist jumping his bones?

[WholeNutt]

He's lifting his balls sporadically to 'air' them...nothing gets my clacker going more..not!

[DameFanny]

Daley - why do you have a hair dryer in the sitting room?!

[DaleyBump]

Honestly Badger, I've never seen anything quite like it. Sometimes he likes to wear his towel like a cape when he does it, so I have a naked, caped man using my hairdryer to dry his balls in my living room. Not a pretty sight first thing in the morning.

[DameFanny]

Oh, and at the gentleman's vegetables

[iklboo]

Ball-samic, surely.

[BewitchedBotheredandBewildered]

I am actually crying laughing

Oh god!

Please don't stop!

[DaleyBump]

Because we live in a flat and my hair dryer sits in a box along with all the electricals that we use in the living room (we have lots of games consoles) so it's right within grabbing distance of the couch, conveniently enough for him.

[BadgersRetreat]

Oh Daley that is such an epic picture i now have in my head.

i think i might need a lie down