To not want this on the sofa..

(123 Posts)
WholeNutt Thu 17-Oct-13 20:02:11

My dh has just come downstairs after his shower, removed his towel and sat his naked self on our new sofa.. it is not naked Sunday

AIBU to ask him to dress his gentleman's vegetables before sitting down?!

He's clean

How can you resist grin

cathpip Thu 17-Oct-13 20:03:52

Most definately, he will still have damp patches and it could stain the sofa!!!!!

Unless you think his arse washing is er...... shit

YANBU

naked arses, clean or not, do not belong on sofas.

ohmymimi Thu 17-Oct-13 20:05:30

thlshockthlblush

WorraLiberty Thu 17-Oct-13 20:05:30

AIBU to ask him to dress his gentleman's vegetables before sitting down?!

grin grin

LittleMissWise Thu 17-Oct-13 20:05:40

As he's just got out the shower, what's the problem?

DaleyBump Thu 17-Oct-13 20:06:31

My DP does this. He then slides forwards to the very edge of the couch, dangles his balls off the end and uses my hair dryer to dry them. Arse.

LittleMissWise Thu 17-Oct-13 20:07:07

I am wondering what you want him to dress his gentleman's vegetables with, a nice drop of basalamic perhaps? wink

Bowlersarm Thu 17-Oct-13 20:07:18

He should be clean? Perfectly acceptable.

Your heating must be going full pelt though.

LittleMissWise Thu 17-Oct-13 20:08:19

*balsamic - I can spell!

youarewinning Thu 17-Oct-13 20:09:59

Your DH is naked on the sofa and your MNing.

I think you have your priorities wrong grin

WholeNutt Thu 17-Oct-13 20:10:45

No heating yet..it's bloody boiling in here even have the windows open..

He's cooling down after the gym and shower but still..

FortyDoorsToNowhere Thu 17-Oct-13 20:11:58

you could get naked to and see how things go with breaking in the new sofa.

I am wondering what you want him to dress his gentleman's vegetables with, a nice drop of basalamic perhaps? That has made snort wine through my nose.

Jengnr Thu 17-Oct-13 20:12:07

Gentlemen's vegetables smile

My DP does this. He then slides forwards to the very edge of the couch, dangles his balls off the end and uses my hair dryer to dry them. Arse

oh.my.fucking.god.

grin

ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee Thu 17-Oct-13 20:14:26

How did you resist jumping his bones?

WholeNutt Thu 17-Oct-13 20:15:40

He's lifting his balls sporadically to 'air' them...nothing gets my clacker going more..not! grin

DameFanny Thu 17-Oct-13 20:19:21

Daley - why do you have a hair dryer in the sitting room?!

DaleyBump Thu 17-Oct-13 20:19:58

Honestly Badger, I've never seen anything quite like it. Sometimes he likes to wear his towel like a cape when he does it, so I have a naked, caped man using my hairdryer to dry his balls in my living room. Not a pretty sight first thing in the morning.

DameFanny Thu 17-Oct-13 20:20:12

Oh, and <snort> at the gentleman's vegetables

iklboo Thu 17-Oct-13 20:20:31

Ball-samic, surely.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered Thu 17-Oct-13 20:20:56

I am actually crying laughing gringringrin

Oh god!

Please don't stop!

DaleyBump Thu 17-Oct-13 20:21:43

Because we live in a flat and my hair dryer sits in a box along with all the electricals that we use in the living room (we have lots of games consoles) so it's right within grabbing distance of the couch, conveniently enough for him.

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