To think I'd rather have Reese's Peanutbutter Cup than a shag?

(41 Posts)
DrSeuss Wed 16-Oct-13 10:40:24

Well, mostly, anyway!
They require no clean up, nothing needs dunking in a beaker, they are great even if you're too knackered to move, they require no imagination or effort and are on offer at the moment. Also, even though my bedroom has no door, they can still be enjoyed in bed without worry.
Two kids, one house, one job and one knackered mummy says bring on the crappy American stuff!

EldritchCleavage Wed 16-Oct-13 15:15:08

Heavens, that's unreasonable. Shag, then a peanut butter cup obviously. No need to ration one's pleasures.

buttercrumble Wed 16-Oct-13 15:01:29

Love love love Reese's OP , I'm with you on that one grin

HeffalumpTheFlump Wed 16-Oct-13 14:55:01

Nil by fanjo!! grin I just woke up my sleeping week old dd by snorting in her ear at that!

I'd take the shag though as its been far too long due to spd and general massiveness. I'm forgetting what it's like!

Sallyingforth Wed 16-Oct-13 14:17:08

I've never eaten anything that's better than a shag. I have eaten something during a shag though smile

DrSeuss Wed 16-Oct-13 13:57:23

Just use the Nigella recipe and DIY!
www.nigella.com/recipes/view/Peanut-Butter-Squares-5384

hudyerwheesht Wed 16-Oct-13 13:36:45
hudyerwheesht Wed 16-Oct-13 13:32:54

ah, I didn't realise you could get mini peanut butter cups, I thought that was their standard size!
So when you said big Reese's, I was imagining(hoping for!) ones the size of Wagon Wheels.

DrSeuss Wed 16-Oct-13 13:16:18

When I say big I mean about3cm across. Actual centimetres not men's!

hudyerwheesht Wed 16-Oct-13 12:52:47

Wait a minute - there are BIG Reese's?!

I'm with you, OP, destroying a whole bag of Reese's Pieces whilst loafing on the bed is all the pleasure with none of the effort.. Although as a pp said, depends on who the shag was with - I'd consider giving up the whole Reese's range for life for one night with Ryan Gosling.

DrSeuss Wed 16-Oct-13 12:22:53

Tesco have six packs of the twin big Reese's. Mine!

Lazysuzanne Wed 16-Oct-13 12:16:01

It depends very much upon who the shag would be with grin

Sparklysilversequins Wed 16-Oct-13 12:13:10

YANBU but only the white chocolate mini ones. They may be purchased in Asda.

Famzilla Wed 16-Oct-13 11:57:11

Ohh they're £2.70 here for a big bag. The perks of living in a rough area.

willyoulistentome Wed 16-Oct-13 11:51:06

I'd rather do pretty much ANYTHING else than have a shag.

SaggyIsHavingAPinkKitten Wed 16-Oct-13 11:41:19

YABVU!
You need to find better lovers!
Chocolate has NOTHING on a really good shag!

poppycock6 Wed 16-Oct-13 11:32:51

Yanbu. I am with you on that one! I bring back giant ones when we've been to the States. Scrummy smile

DreamlessSleep Wed 16-Oct-13 11:32:08

Flipz are gorgeous. Havent seen tgem about apart from the retro sweet shops where the are £4 a bag.

Famzilla Wed 16-Oct-13 11:30:23

Amen. Or flipz, the white fudge covered pretzels. Or strawberry fanta. Oh dear, I have a massive urge to go to the American sweet shop in town and destroy all my hard work.

LaGuardia Wed 16-Oct-13 11:26:27

As Adam Ant said "sex is sex, forget the rest, the only thing that's free. The only great adventure left to humankind, that's you and me....."

HerrenaHarridan Wed 16-Oct-13 11:16:13

gringringringringrin Nil by fanjo smilesmilesmilesmilesmile

BlackholesAndRevelations Wed 16-Oct-13 11:11:48

Nil by fanjo!! Lol!! (sorry- not so funny for you.... But grin )

KellyElly Wed 16-Oct-13 11:09:24

I'm with you there OP. They are delicious!

iamadoozermum Wed 16-Oct-13 11:08:39

Loving the term "nil by fanjo" grin - realise that it's not so good for you though AnotherStitch please help yourself to brew and cake if it helps?

DrSeuss Wed 16-Oct-13 11:08:20

Sex is great but it requires more time and effort than I can be arsed with right now. Between work, kids (no family support at all) and life, sitting on the sofa with chocolate and nothing else to do sounds great!

ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee Wed 16-Oct-13 11:02:29

smoorkins - yes. Where the hell have you been?

All I can say is ... your sex life must have always been utterly crap if you think one of those vile little things is better than sex. You poor thing sad

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