AIBU for wondering about Miley Cyrus's tongue?

[oldgrandmama]

I know, in the great scheme of things, not important ... but anyone else think that not only does her tongue look like a large lump of raw veal but also, from its texture and colour, it appears she is, ahem, somewhat constipated?

Just curious ... [OK, I need to get out more and NOT glance at the Daily Wail's 'sidebar of shame' ]

[Salmotrutta]

I've seen far more of Miley Cyrus' tongue than I need to.

I don't know why anyone wants to be sticking their tongue out like that

[ICameOnTheJitney]

It fascinates me in a way....why does she do that thing? Why? Does she think it looks "hot" or something? Is it to rebel against looking "pretty pretty"? Or is she on drugs? It's obviously a signature move...like the way Katy Price winks or the way some of them pout....but why stick it all the way out?

[Gatekeeper]

Vile isn't it? I really do not want to look at someones flabby, bloated and coated tongue- looks repellant

[WomanNeedsDivorceLawyer]

Can you diagnose constipation from someone's tongue? How???

[SilverApples]

I just assumed it went with the arse shaking and was linked to her possible love of oral sex.
In my youth, sticking your tongue out was Punk disrespect for the establishment. Who knows? I think her brains have fried anyway.

[Mandy2003]

It was said that Gene Simmons from the band Kiss had his tongue ligaments cut so it was extra-long - Miley Cyrus looks exactly the same. Why can't she keep it inside her mouth??

[SilverApples]

Chinese medicine practitioners have done it for centuries Woman, eagleherbs.com/self-tests/tongue-diagnosis-38

[nomorecrumbs]

Maybe she drew inspiration from the Rolling Stones logo and hopes to emulate their success?

[oldgrandmama]

I think that some sorts of coating on the tongue can indicate constipation, but I may be wrong ... her tongue does look sort of white-coated and just UGH ... just bloody HORRID. Why does she think it looks good? Of course, she's not alone - Kerry Katona has form with this tongue stuff, too.

[EhricLovesTeamQhuay]

I just imagine how foul her breath must be from all that drying out. I bet people standing near her can smell it. Honestly, tongues are gross, why does she think it's hot?

[redmayneslips]

I know, her tongue is disgusting. And I can't watch that wrecking ball video where it shows close-ups of her face, all i can see is the thick stringy spit that stays attached from top lip to bottom lip. We call it 'school teacher spit' as I had a headmaster who always had a thick line of spit visible Miley Cyrus is pretty vile though....

[Loonytoonie]

Why DOES she do it?
I must admit she looks pretty foul.

[LeBearPolar]

I can't bear her and her constant, tedious attention seeking. The tongue thing just encapsulates everything I can't stand about her: the whole idea seems to be 'If I take all my clothes off, dance suggestively and stick my tongue out maybe no-one will notice how little talent I have.'

Thank goodness Liam Hemsworth had the sense to get out before marriage.

[FurkleLurkle]

I have no interest in her and would prefer not to know what this is all about, but you can't escape the pictures even in supposedly sensible newspapers, whether or not you can be bothered to read the articles.

I don't know what she thinks she looks like, but every time I see her with her tongue dangling out, I just think this.

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[GatoradeMeBitch]

Perhaps the twerking helps to keep her regular then

[WiddleAndPuke]

She's absolutely revolting isn't she?

A) because she sticks her tongue out all the time and
B) because she thinks there's something cool about sticking her tongue out all the time.

With a bit of luck, one of these days she'll trip over or something and before she gets a chance to wind it back in she'll bite it off.

[SilverApples]

This is from The Metro, 5 days ago.

'Miley Cyrus’ antics have hit a new low as the singer has now riled The Stroke Association over some ill-thought out comments.

The twerking Wrecking Ball singer is famed for sticking out her tongue during performances, TV appearances and in her music videos. And when asked what her obsession with the creepy move is, she said it was because she ‘kept having mini-strokes’.

Miley’s comments came when she hosted Saturday Night Live, in which her episode was dubbed as ‘the worst in recent series history’.

[WiddleAndPuke]

"Mini strokes" - stupid bitch.

[Alliwantisaroomsomewhere]

Jesus Christ, she is awful.

[Libertine73]

I think it's drug related.

[Alisvolatpropiis]

Mini- strokes?

I'd love to show her my Grandfather.

Fucking insensitive brat.

[babyicebean]

Maybe the coating on her tongue is her foundation that she must surely be licking off every time she waggles it about?

[LazyGaga]

She looks to me like she's off her nut on something. I know she wants to distance herself from Hannah Montana but she's just very... odd now.

[MsWilliamTheBloody]

I've witnessed many mini-strokes (TIA).

Never seen a tongue swell up, turn grey and flop out.

[Mojavewonderer]

Stupid bloody bitch, mini strokes are not something to be joked about. I nearly died after getting a blood clot in my brain and suffering a mini stroke 2 weeks after giving birth.
That stupid, stupid girl needs to sort her life out and engaged her brain before she speaks.