AIBU for wondering about Miley Cyrus's tongue?

(49 Posts)
oldgrandmama Sun 13-Oct-13 11:43:25

I know, in the great scheme of things, not important ... but anyone else think that not only does her tongue look like a large lump of raw veal but also, from its texture and colour, it appears she is, ahem, somewhat constipated?

Just curious ... [OK, I need to get out more and NOT glance at the Daily Wail's 'sidebar of shame' ]

Mojavewonderer Sun 13-Oct-13 16:17:40

Stupid bloody bitch, mini strokes are not something to be joked about. I nearly died after getting a blood clot in my brain and suffering a mini stroke 2 weeks after giving birth.
That stupid, stupid girl needs to sort her life out and engaged her brain before she speaks.

zatyaballerina Sun 13-Oct-13 17:55:17

She looks ridiculous with it hanging out like a panting dog all the time, I feel a bit sorry for her if she genuinely has nobody, family or friend, to tell her how cringe worthy her behaviour is. She's not Madonna or Lady Gaga, just a deranged, fame obsessed wannabe who has no idea how to be sexy or edgy but tries so hard...

TheCrackFox Sun 13-Oct-13 18:11:38

I thought she maybe had oral thrush.

Loonytoonie Sun 13-Oct-13 18:26:04

WTF must her Dad think? Why doesnt he do anything???

SilverApples Sun 13-Oct-13 18:28:54

She is an adult, so she is responsible for her own choices and her family can't stop her. Somewhat like Amy Winehouse, of the fantastic voice and huge talent.

LeBearPolar Sun 13-Oct-13 20:39:12

Except without the fantastic voice or the huge talent.

GoldenGytha Sun 13-Oct-13 21:10:23

The thing is though LeBear

Miley Cyrus does have a fantastic voice, when she uses it properly,

Listen to her version of "Jolene" on The Backyard Sessions, or "You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go" The girl really can sing, and she has a brilliant country voice.

But, I agree, her antics are just so tiresome, I hope she settles down, and goes back to what she is very good at, which is singing country songs.

Morloth Sun 13-Oct-13 21:38:15

I feel a bit sorry for her.

I think she is going to implode spectacularly and doesn't actually have anyone who gives a damn.

Is pretty awful to watch.

Libertine73 Sun 13-Oct-13 22:15:34

I agree,I think beiber will too, but he's such an arrogant little twerp I can't raise any sympathy for him.

WiddleAndPuke Sun 13-Oct-13 22:16:16

The backyard sessions clearly aren't recorded live though.

cocoleBOO Sun 13-Oct-13 22:22:04

There was a picture of her on Buzzfeed and you could see where she had licked all her make up off around her mouth. Lovely.

samu2 Sun 13-Oct-13 22:28:02

She makes me feel better about my own often coated tongue.

Hers really is ugly. I think mine is ugly so I try not to let anyone else see it grin

HotDogWater Sun 13-Oct-13 22:29:33

She has a fantastic voice, really beautiful. Listen to her early acoustic stuff.

I think the tongue thing is a porn reference, the girls do it when the guys come over their faces don't they?

bellasuewow Sun 13-Oct-13 23:19:33

This is vile bullying against a young woman who has done nothing to hurt any of you listen to yourselves all of you should be ashamed this is sexism from women against women so sad

HesterShaw Sun 13-Oct-13 23:26:51

No it isn't.

Intentionally poking your tongue out all the time is foul. People can say that if they like. If she doesn't want people making remarks about it, she should keep it in her mouth like most other people do.

It's not sexist to think that sticking your tongue out like that is gross. It's. It sexist to feel sorry for Miley Cyrus and worry about her current trajectory (the opposite in fact) and it's not sexist to think that attributing the tongue thing to 'mini strokes' is offensive and ignorant. No sexism her that I can see, or bullying.

I thought it was generally assumed that most people mimed on the backyard sessions?

WiddleAndPuke Mon 14-Oct-13 09:37:37

Of course they do TOFG.

I can't believe anyone thinks the MC ones are live. They've got the look and sound of any other music video.

She may well have an amazing/beautiful voice but the videos mentioned aren't proof of that.

LazyGaga Mon 14-Oct-13 11:59:40

bellasuewow well actually I think in a wider sense she is doing something to hurt us as women. She believes that dancing round on stage wearing very little, simulating masturbation and rubbing her arse up against a besuited older man is 'empowering'. She believes that licking dolls and coming over all lesbian-lite with her backing dancers is 'empowering'. She believes that being videoed naked by a sleazy middle aged twat like Terry Richardson with the aim of promoting a song is 'empowering'. Alan Carr couldn't have put it better when he said to her on her chat show "Do you ever think they [the men involved] are getting more out of it than you?".

I have three daughters; it saddens me deeply to think they will be presented with images such as these in their formative years with the protagonists bullshitting about 'empowerment' and the like. I can do my best to protect them from it but I am not omnipresent.

Miley Cyrus seems to me to be deeply fucked up. I actually feel sorry for her in many ways.

LazyGaga Mon 14-Oct-13 12:00:20

his chat show, not hers.

IceBeing Mon 14-Oct-13 12:06:28

Just wanted to whole heartedly agree with everything lazygaga said.

It isn't empowering and it is damaging to women everywhere.

That said the name calling on here isn't too great either.

PigletJohn Fri 25-Oct-13 17:17:48
Pixel Fri 25-Oct-13 20:28:54

PigletJohn, that's actually made me feel a bit sick.

Here's a much better picture of her:- Miley Cyrus in long blonde wig

MistressDeeCee Fri 25-Oct-13 20:51:16

Miley's a sleazebag. Its tedious how media loves to highlight these people, whether male or female the message is, yap on about your sexuality, contort your body all over the place, and instant fame and attention is yours. Even if you want to ignore it all its hard, as the column inches and cameratime devoted to it all is mega. There'll already be younger 'Miley's' queueing up to take her place.

Really strange how the exploitation of women can be described as some kind of 'empowerment' by those who appear to really believe their own hype.

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