AIBU for wondering about Miley Cyrus's tongue?

(49 Posts)
oldgrandmama Sun 13-Oct-13 11:43:25

I know, in the great scheme of things, not important ... but anyone else think that not only does her tongue look like a large lump of raw veal but also, from its texture and colour, it appears she is, ahem, somewhat constipated?

Just curious ... [OK, I need to get out more and NOT glance at the Daily Wail's 'sidebar of shame' ]

Salmotrutta Sun 13-Oct-13 11:45:42

I've seen far more of Miley Cyrus' tongue than I need to.

I don't know why anyone wants to be sticking their tongue out like that confused

ICameOnTheJitney Sun 13-Oct-13 11:47:48

It fascinates me in a way....why does she do that thing? Why? Does she think it looks "hot" or something? Is it to rebel against looking "pretty pretty"? Or is she on drugs? It's obviously a signature move...like the way Katy Price winks or the way some of them pout....but why stick it all the way out?

Gatekeeper Sun 13-Oct-13 11:48:40

Vile isn't it? I really do not want to look at someones flabby, bloated and coated tongue- looks repellant

WomanNeedsDivorceLawyer Sun 13-Oct-13 11:49:26

Can you diagnose constipation from someone's tongue? How???

SilverApples Sun 13-Oct-13 11:51:00

I just assumed it went with the arse shaking and was linked to her possible love of oral sex.
In my youth, sticking your tongue out was Punk disrespect for the establishment. Who knows? I think her brains have fried anyway.

Mandy2003 Sun 13-Oct-13 11:51:36

It was said that Gene Simmons from the band Kiss had his tongue ligaments cut so it was extra-long <boak> - Miley Cyrus looks exactly the same. Why can't she keep it inside her mouth??

SilverApples Sun 13-Oct-13 11:52:37

Chinese medicine practitioners have done it for centuries Woman, eagleherbs.com/self-tests/tongue-diagnosis-38

nomorecrumbs Sun 13-Oct-13 11:52:41

Maybe she drew inspiration from the Rolling Stones logo and hopes to emulate their success?

oldgrandmama Sun 13-Oct-13 11:54:57

I think that some sorts of coating on the tongue can indicate constipation, but I may be wrong ... her tongue does look sort of white-coated and just UGH ... just bloody HORRID. Why does she think it looks good? Of course, she's not alone - Kerry Katona has form with this tongue stuff, too.

I just imagine how foul her breath must be from all that drying out. I bet people standing near her can smell it. Honestly, tongues are gross, why does she think it's hot?

redmayneslips Sun 13-Oct-13 12:25:55

I know, her tongue is disgusting. And I can't watch that wrecking ball video where it shows close-ups of her face, all i can see is the thick stringy spit that stays attached from top lip to bottom lip. We call it 'school teacher spit' as I had a headmaster who always had a thick line of spit visible <boak> Miley Cyrus is pretty vile though....

Loonytoonie Sun 13-Oct-13 12:55:50

Why DOES she do it?
I must admit she looks pretty foul.

LeBearPolar Sun 13-Oct-13 13:08:13

I can't bear her and her constant, tedious attention seeking. The tongue thing just encapsulates everything I can't stand about her: the whole idea seems to be 'If I take all my clothes off, dance suggestively and stick my tongue out maybe no-one will notice how little talent I have.'

Thank goodness Liam Hemsworth had the sense to get out before marriage.

FurkleLurkle Sun 13-Oct-13 13:42:38

I have no interest in her and would prefer not to know what this is all about, but you can't escape the pictures even in supposedly sensible newspapers, whether or not you can be bothered to read the articles.

I don't know what she thinks she looks like, but every time I see her with her tongue dangling out, I just think this.

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GatoradeMeBitch Sun 13-Oct-13 14:03:50

Perhaps the twerking helps to keep her regular then grin

WiddleAndPuke Sun 13-Oct-13 14:05:21

She's absolutely revolting isn't she?

A) because she sticks her tongue out all the time and
B) because she thinks there's something cool about sticking her tongue out all the time.

With a bit of luck, one of these days she'll trip over or something and before she gets a chance to wind it back in she'll bite it off.

SilverApples Sun 13-Oct-13 14:07:35

This is from The Metro, 5 days ago.

'Miley Cyrus’ antics have hit a new low as the singer has now riled The Stroke Association over some ill-thought out comments.

The twerking Wrecking Ball singer is famed for sticking out her tongue during performances, TV appearances and in her music videos. And when asked what her obsession with the creepy move is, she said it was because she ‘kept having mini-strokes’.

Miley’s comments came when she hosted Saturday Night Live, in which her episode was dubbed as ‘the worst in recent series history’.

WiddleAndPuke Sun 13-Oct-13 14:23:34

"Mini strokes" - stupid bitch.

Alliwantisaroomsomewhere Sun 13-Oct-13 14:28:11

Jesus Christ, she is awful.

Libertine73 Sun 13-Oct-13 14:29:43

I think it's drug related.

Alisvolatpropiis Sun 13-Oct-13 14:54:25

Mini- strokes?

I'd love to show her my Grandfather.

Fucking insensitive brat.

babyicebean Sun 13-Oct-13 15:14:43

Maybe the coating on her tongue is her foundation that she must surely be licking off every time she waggles it about?

LazyGaga Sun 13-Oct-13 15:55:48

She looks to me like she's off her nut on something. I know she wants to distance herself from Hannah Montana but she's just very... odd now.

MsWilliamTheBloody Sun 13-Oct-13 16:00:43

I've witnessed many mini-strokes (TIA).

Never seen a tongue swell up, turn grey and flop out.

hmm

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