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To think I can bloody well be suave if I fucking well want to? <<hard stare>>

(31 Posts)
HoneyDragon Wed 09-Oct-13 14:32:07

I'm not beautiful
I can't quite claim pretty
And I'm over 11 so not happy with cute

I'm going to be suave. I am going to live a life of suave. I am certain I don't need a penis to do it and don't care if people think I do.

So suave it is.

ClaraOswald Wed 09-Oct-13 17:31:14

Suave is behaviour, not appearance.

You are far too hard on yourself about your looks.

TheHeadlessLadyofCannock Wed 09-Oct-13 17:53:46

I seem to remember Marcus being a bit greasy and overweight hmm

BeaverAbroad Wed 09-Oct-13 18:35:39

I like simple words. I am charming, elegant, graceful and confident.

lies

HoneyDragon Wed 09-Oct-13 19:13:58

But Clara

I am suave. I could so be James Bond.

Ha....<raises chin and attempts a sashay>

I'll see your suave and raise you an......Urbane

AthelstaneTheUnready Wed 09-Oct-13 20:04:24

I'm going to be Soave.

<glug>

It's the same as suave, but with chillier fingers.

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