To think I can bloody well be suave if I fucking well want to? <<hard stare>>

(31 Posts)
HoneyDragon Wed 09-Oct-13 14:32:07

I'm not beautiful
I can't quite claim pretty
And I'm over 11 so not happy with cute

I'm going to be suave. I am going to live a life of suave. I am certain I don't need a penis to do it and don't care if people think I do.

So suave it is.

Can I be suave?! Its a great word to say

You could be insouciant. You have never stuck me as suave. Sorry.

Mogz Wed 09-Oct-13 14:37:15

HoneyDragon beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but darn it if you want to be suave then go right ahead!

HoneyDragon Wed 09-Oct-13 14:39:19

MrsTP

That's just a posh way of saying I am a klutz who colours in babies and consistently fucks up hmm it may well be apt and true

I'll stick to suave thanks. That gives an aura of vague attractiveness and I can be charming and scintillating, I reckon. Suave is the way forward for me.

Scintillating is easy. Five minutes with any child covers one in glitter, which never goes away. Fukuyama has nothing on glitter. Scintillate away.

MaidOfStars Wed 09-Oct-13 15:04:13

Insouciant means nonchalant/carefree/blithe, not clumsy/hapless.

Better than suave, which is, um, rather too smooth for my liking smile

NumTumRedRum Wed 09-Oct-13 15:07:34

What happened to awesome? Awesome is good. Suave makes me think of men in bowler hats.

YouTheCat Wed 09-Oct-13 15:08:26

I'd like to be debonair. grin

FanjoForTheMammaries Wed 09-Oct-13 15:09:14

Sorry..your fly is undone

nicename Wed 09-Oct-13 15:10:27

Are you going to be sff-isticated to?

ArgyMargy Wed 09-Oct-13 15:11:35

Do what you like, but try looking in a dictionary first.

Suave is David Niven.

Insouciant is more early Audrey Hepburn.

Are you more of a David than an Audrey?

UriGHOULer Wed 09-Oct-13 15:14:51

Oh debonair thats the one for me!

<adjusts impeccable suit cuffs at Youthecat>

dancemom Wed 09-Oct-13 15:17:55

I'm reserved with an air of haughty - well I have decided I'm going to be after reading this thread!

YouTheCat Wed 09-Oct-13 15:18:18

twirls moustache

perplexedpirate Wed 09-Oct-13 15:25:19

Suave is Nigel Havers.
Are you Nigel Havers?
Are you?

HoneyDragon Wed 09-Oct-13 15:36:48

I want to be suave. Why do the Menz get all the good words?

Fanjo I shit you not. I looked down when you said that and indeed they were! Are you hiding in my kitchen?

BuzzardBirdBloodBath Wed 09-Oct-13 16:06:40
FanjoForTheMammaries Wed 09-Oct-13 17:04:16

Yes wink

Get those dishes washed!

EldritchCleavage Wed 09-Oct-13 17:05:44

I aspire to soignee. Will never happen though.

HesterShaw Wed 09-Oct-13 17:10:51

"insouciant"

How do you even say that?

TheHeadlessLadyofCannock Wed 09-Oct-13 17:10:52

I'd also love to be soignee but I'm too weird-looking and scruffy.

Angelica Huston apparently once said to Erin O'Connor 'You may never be beautiful but you will always be magnificent'.

I'd take that but no one would ever use that word about me

Suave is great, HD!

EldritchCleavage Wed 09-Oct-13 17:29:44

No, Marcus was louche.

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