all day breakbreak beans in a jug

[Donky]

my husband wanted all day breakbreak beans by cross and blackwells for dinner so i gave them him in a jug because the plates are all busy but he is doing all the moaning but we all wanted to watch kieth lemon on sky plus

[Opalite]

Love you

[MimmeeBack]

Make him a hamwich and serve it up on a magazine.
Your plates are being unreasonable though, being busy at tea time.

[2kidsintow]

My DH happily eats out of the tin/jug/saucepan to save on the washing up, whether the plates are busy or not.

[ElleMcFearsome]

Where, oh where, is Sharon though??

[MammaTJ]

What are the plates busy doing? Cleaning the kitchen floor? Maybe juggling each other? Fending Sharon off?

[ElbowPrincess]

Wasp on the windowsil. Tell him to eat that.

[Icelollycraving]

Have you got the red wine stain off the wall?

[usualsuspect]

Did he throw them up the wall?

[MimmeeBack]

bows

[Donky]

noone understands because the jug wasnt even plastic though. i dont know anything about a wasp or sharon and why would he throw it at a wall even.

[Donky]

no he didnt eat them he fannyed with them and then left them by the microwave

[gordyslovesheep]

tell him to make his own fucking beans - seriously LEAVE THE BASTARD and shit - innit

[usualsuspect]

Nooo don't shit in the jug.

[SPsTwerkingNineToFive]

It wasn't plastic?

[Donky]

it wasnt plastic but it wasnt metal because it came from the microwave because thats what the tin said. the tin didnt go in the microwave but the jug did.

[SPsTwerkingNineToFive]

[gordyslovesheep]

he fannyed with them? was he flicking the bean then?

[PeppiNephrine]

The plates are all busy doing what?

[OTheHugeManatee]

[ShatnersBassoon]

I've missed you so much.