all day breakbreak beans in a jug

(83 Posts)
Donky Sat 05-Oct-13 18:21:19

my husband wanted all day breakbreak beans by cross and blackwells for dinner so i gave them him in a jug because the plates are all busy but he is doing all the moaning but we all wanted to watch kieth lemon on sky plus

Opalite Sat 05-Oct-13 18:31:15

Love you

MimmeeBack Sat 05-Oct-13 18:32:37

Make him a hamwich and serve it up on a magazine.
Your plates are being unreasonable though, being busy at tea time.

2kidsintow Sat 05-Oct-13 18:35:58

My DH happily eats out of the tin/jug/saucepan to save on the washing up, whether the plates are busy or not.

ElleMcFearsome Sat 05-Oct-13 18:37:16

Where, oh where, is Sharon though??

MammaTJ Sat 05-Oct-13 19:38:38

What are the plates busy doing? Cleaning the kitchen floor? Maybe juggling each other? Fending Sharon off?

ElbowPrincess Sat 05-Oct-13 19:42:30

Wasp on the windowsil. Tell him to eat that.

Icelollycraving Sat 05-Oct-13 19:59:37

Have you got the red wine stain off the wall?

kotinka Sat 05-Oct-13 20:01:51

grin couldn't he have eaten them out the tin? save him a bit of washing up

usualsuspect Sat 05-Oct-13 20:02:39

Did he throw them up the wall?

kotinka Sat 05-Oct-13 20:02:40

Mimmeeback grin, my fave post of the week.

MimmeeBack Sat 05-Oct-13 20:05:12

bows

Donky Sat 05-Oct-13 20:06:24

noone understands because the jug wasnt even plastic though. i dont know anything about a wasp or sharon and why would he throw it at a wall even.

kotinka Sat 05-Oct-13 20:07:06

did he eat them then?

Donky Sat 05-Oct-13 20:11:56

no he didnt eat them he fannyed with them and then left them by the microwave

gordyslovesheep Sat 05-Oct-13 20:17:02

tell him to make his own fucking beans - seriously LEAVE THE BASTARD and shit - innit

kotinka Sat 05-Oct-13 20:18:41

and shit in it?

the jug?

grin

usualsuspect Sat 05-Oct-13 20:20:26

Nooo don't shit in the jug.

fuckwittery Sat 05-Oct-13 20:23:39

He fannyed with them shock! Ltb!
keith is an exception to the i before e except after c rule

grin

It wasn't plastic? shock

Donky Sat 05-Oct-13 20:29:43

it wasnt plastic but it wasnt metal because it came from the microwave because thats what the tin said. the tin didnt go in the microwave but the jug did.

grin

gordyslovesheep Sat 05-Oct-13 20:37:58

he fannyed with them? was he flicking the bean then?

PeppiNephrine Sat 05-Oct-13 20:48:46

The plates are all busy doing what?

OTheHugeManatee Sat 05-Oct-13 20:50:09

<T-Rexes across thread>

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