To say fuck you DP and go ahead with this?

(67 Posts)
IfYouLoveSomebodyLetThemSleep Sun 29-Sep-13 17:12:14

And wear this for halloween?
We're going to a dressy up party for it and I want to go as something fun, I know it's not exactly scary but I still think it will look great.

DP has said he will refuse to be seen with me if I insist on wearing it. Aibu to think he is a party pooper?

Lovecat Sun 29-Sep-13 18:44:15

Fabulous!

A couple of years ago a dear but insane friend made me one of these for a party after we'd seen Britney wearing one on Glee.

Once the drink started flowing a surprising number of men wanted to wear it... grin

IfYouLoveSomebodyLetThemSleep Sun 29-Sep-13 19:06:39

Oh that is a very nice horn Lovecat!

Yay, I'm glad it meets the MN approval. I best start getting it all together as I don't want to rush it. God knows how I'll keep a wig on my head all night though, aren't they itchy little buggers?

kali110 Sun 29-Sep-13 19:14:46

Omg do it!!ill always ignore dp anyway. I bought a cap in shape of a fox with ears so hes already refusing to look atme lol

charleslingus Sun 29-Sep-13 19:27:46

Wigs 101:
Buy some cheap nude stockings. Cut the thigh top of the stocking off (about half way down). Put the thigh opening of the stocking on your head and pull it up to your hairline (if I've lost you here your hairline is the top of your thigh in relation to normal stocking wear). Pull the open cut off bit up and tie it in a knot at the top of your head, snip off the excess to be left with the tiny knot. You should now have a scull cap that works as a barrier to itchy wig and something you can grip the wig too using hairline and grips. Thus resulting in a wig you can do cartwheels in and a non itchy head.

charleslingus Sun 29-Sep-13 19:29:18

«to» «hairpins»

WeleaseWodger Sun 29-Sep-13 19:41:11

Sorry, I'm with your DP. It's a dress with a paper dildo on your head. How is that a unicorn? No, you will be a pink rhino.

MrsDavidBowie Sun 29-Sep-13 19:42:50

You could do serious damage with that if you bent your head and charged.
Or got on your hands and knees.

I think your dh has penis envy.

FriskyHenderson Sun 29-Sep-13 19:44:25

Tell him to trot on.

spanky2 Sun 29-Sep-13 19:53:21

Trot on! Haha !grin

Mojavewonderer Sun 29-Sep-13 20:27:20

I don't do cute I do scary because I am horror mad! I am going as Zombie Alice.

Opalite Sun 29-Sep-13 23:38:13

Sexy witch... BOR-RING!
Absolutely brilliant, I love it. The thing is though, it's not even that crazy or out-there... I dressed as a lava lamp last year which definitely beat the previous years bumble bee.

dopeysheep Mon 30-Sep-13 10:19:28

Was it that show Eurotrash? Was it with JP Gaultier ans Antoin des something?
I reckon they would have a butt plugged porn star on that show.

meganorks Mon 30-Sep-13 10:21:57

If you want to go as a dickhead then you absolutely have the right to....

charleslingus Mon 30-Sep-13 11:41:50

Cone dick, that common phenomenon.

AlpacaPicnic Mon 30-Sep-13 13:28:22

I once went out on Halloween as a cow! I now wish I could be a unicorn but I'm a bit fat for pulling it off... Fat cow works better tham fat unicorn :-D

IfYouLoveSomebodyLetThemSleep Mon 30-Sep-13 13:59:03

Oh that's harsh mega!
Well I love it and I'm excited to be a unicorn for the night smile

vtechjazz Mon 30-Sep-13 14:34:20

Wear a set of fangs, and draw a few drops of blood on your chin and you become killer vampire unicorn.

Then fill the horn with fruit and veg for harvest festival, the 'unicorn-horn of plenty'.

Then wear a red nose at Christmas with it, Rudolf/unicorn.

Basically you should trot this outfit out for every single occasion from now on.

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