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AIBU to not understand why bald men have beards?

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DrDance · 19/09/2013 23:25

Is there a scientific reason for this?

Is it testosterone?

And why do people go bald?

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AlannaPartridge · 19/09/2013 23:27

Dunno.

But Mark Kermode is right - the moment a character appears in a film with a bald head & a beard/goatee he is guaranteed to be a baddie!

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AlannaPartridge · 19/09/2013 23:28

But going bald doesn't mean your pubes fall off too - so it must be connected with scalp follicles. But I don't know. Good question :)

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EldritchCleavage · 19/09/2013 23:50

They start with beard and hair, then the top hair falls out leaving only beard. But they like the beards and can't remember what their chins even look like, so stay bearded.

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thefirstmrsrochester · 19/09/2013 23:59

DH is bald. No beard. However, on losing a fantasy football league thing at work, his forfeit was to grow a tash'. Was grim.
But yeah, why is it just the scalp which is affected?

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YoureBeingADick · 20/09/2013 00:03

I would like to know why so many men with brown/black hair have ginger beards? why isn't it all the same colour?

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OldLadyKnowsNothing · 20/09/2013 00:03

Other primates also go bald as they age.

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OldLadyKnowsNothing · 20/09/2013 00:06

Ha, ha, Yourebeing, x posted. Dh was black haired in his youth, really, really glossy. And red facial hair. He's greying a bit now, in both departments. Both of our ds have mousey hair and red facial hair.

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bumpertobumper · 20/09/2013 00:14

men with higher testosterone tend to go bald, but also have hairier bodies.

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Fuzzysnout · 20/09/2013 06:39

If they didn't, "guess who" would not be such a good boardgame.

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DropYourSword · 20/09/2013 06:41

Because the hair follicles get lost. And as men they WON'T ask for directions

prays you don't know a women with a beard

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DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 20/09/2013 06:55

A currently bald,formerly bearded bloke writes: I had a beard until it got bigger than my head hair.
Not good.

The hair follicles aren't lost, they've migrated to my nostrils.

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AKissIsNotAContract · 20/09/2013 07:00

My DH is bald with a beard. He looks wrong when smooth shaven, the beard is manly

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