AIBU to post simply to get my Boardreader stats up ?

(113 Posts)
AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 18:46:43

Just to piss people off ?

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 18:47:17

And then to bump it seconds later ?

TheVermiciousKnid Thu 12-Sep-13 18:50:10

LTB

MrsJaqenHgar Thu 12-Sep-13 18:50:27

YABU.

But even at that its not the least interesting shite I've seen posted so don't let it stop you grin

Sparklingbrook Thu 12-Sep-13 18:51:24

YANBU-and it will bump me down the list.

mcmooncup Thu 12-Sep-13 18:51:37

I would think you are entirely reasonable wink

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 18:52:19

What what ?

Bump

mcmooncup Thu 12-Sep-13 18:53:25

I need to make sure that you are living your life vicariously through mumsnet wink

Sparklingbrook Thu 12-Sep-13 18:54:21
AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 18:55:00

mcmooncup, I am, I am !

I have no life, no career, nothing abahhht me at all

I should just disappear really

What's Boardreader??

Something that takes 2 seconds to google myself and find out?

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 18:55:30

Whatevs

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 18:56:16

I see your bump and I raise you a 2 bumps

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 18:56:19

oooh, there is quite a gap between me and the next Fucking Loser, isn't there ?

I need to do some serious pissing off of people. And soon.

YoureBeingADick Thu 12-Sep-13 18:57:33

YANBU- all other aspects of your life are clearly failing so I wont begrudge you some success on boardreader grin

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 18:58:28

It's wodd I live for Dick

I don't get no dick, see. Poor ole me.

kinkyfuckery Thu 12-Sep-13 18:58:34

Aww once upon a time I was a top poster on a couple of certain forums. Not now though, I don't venture into _Chat on here, only a few select forums and they all take too long to read to be able to post much!

<<huffs>>

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Secretswitch Thu 12-Sep-13 18:59:35

I meant I will raise you 2 bumps..not a two bumps
Clearly I will never be tops in boredreader

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:00:49

I am a quiche of my own, BTP

obvs

the Sad Fucker quiche

it's by invite only

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Thu 12-Sep-13 19:01:24

Hey, AF - you know how you have these awesome superhuman / supernatural powers of total mind control, which allow you to compel people to obey your every written word and thought and brainwash the rest of us into never questioning that?, well, I wondered if you wouldn't mind turning your gift on my neighbour and making her stop yelling her dog's name every two seconds? Ta muchly.

you do it like this, don't you?

I. Will. Obey. Master...

YoureBeingADick Thu 12-Sep-13 19:02:19

grin

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:02:54

Hec, you got it

Mind control. I have everyone in my power. I can even turn what might usually be sensible people into frothing arseholes

It's a gift

AnyFucker Thu 12-Sep-13 19:03:10

erm, Hec, where you been anyway ?

BulletProofVestyBunny Thu 12-Sep-13 19:04:55

I don't geddit.

Whassappend?

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