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to ask you to share, inappropriate things that people have messaged you?

(58 Posts)
Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 16:16:03

I ask because i rather amusingly have just received a message on MN, asking if i need help with my 4 year no sex spell.

This is because i was on a thread in July talking about others dry spells, and then that pops up in my inbox.

So amuse me more for your tales of hmm

FrenchRuby Sat 07-Sep-13 16:31:18

I have had a minor celebrity who was on a soap try and come onto me over Facebook, it was very amusing!

SoftKittyWarmKitty Sat 07-Sep-13 16:37:34

I've had some inappropriate messages on POF. Nothing on here though and unfortunately no z-list celebs chatting me up on FB. Gutted.

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 16:54:39

Ruby, im curious, who was it.

FrenchRuby Sat 07-Sep-13 16:58:37

He was on Eastenders years ago... he might have owned a dog. That's all I'm saying :p

squoosh Sat 07-Sep-13 17:00:34

Ewwwwwwwwwww.

Does it rhyme with Gean Daffney?

FrenchRuby Sat 07-Sep-13 17:01:12

It might do.

FrenchRuby Sat 07-Sep-13 17:01:22

grin

squoosh Sat 07-Sep-13 17:02:37

How could any woman resist!!

shock
grin

FrenchRuby Sat 07-Sep-13 17:03:14

I know, I nearly asked my DH for a divorce there and then...

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 17:04:16

Oh seriously, ewwwwwwwwww.

BigBrassBand Sat 07-Sep-13 17:05:45

Haha eww FrenchRuby!

I sold a leather dress on Ebay once and had a message asking if I was a Dom. Person claimed to be a Sub. Not a very well behaved Sub, approaching people unsolicited! realises that sounds quite dom-like

That eastenders star is a sort - he tried it with me too!

EasyMark Sat 07-Sep-13 17:15:03

I had some man pm me on here with his cock photo so I sent mine back wink

FrenchRuby Sat 07-Sep-13 17:18:18

motherofdragon aw I thought I was special sad

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 18:31:03

Werent there a kiss and tell about that.

Was it either of you 2?

It wasn't me! I have some standards ya know! wink

He tried to seduce me in a bar in Essex. Sadly he couldn't thaw the ice queen!

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 18:55:26

Gotta love Essex aint ya.

Where in Essex?

It has gotta either be, Basildon, Romford, Southend or Brentwood.

Chelmsford!

NeoMaxiZoomDweebie Sat 07-Sep-13 19:11:59

I was asked to discuss rompers by someone on here....in a PM!

BOF Sat 07-Sep-13 19:16:29

Have you reported it, Ezio? (love that band btw smile)

IAmMiranda Sat 07-Sep-13 19:36:08

I gave a guy my phone number many moons ago and he proceeded to text me the next morning about his erect penis and it's relation to myself in graphic detail.

[shudder]

JerseySpud Sat 07-Sep-13 19:49:52

Dean Gaffney dated my cousin for a bit.

He was as ugly in real life as he was on screen.

And extreme up himself.

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 19:52:09

Bugger, i was gonna say Chelmsford, no i havent yet BOF.

Souredstones Sat 07-Sep-13 19:52:11

I've just been sick in my mouth at the thought if dean gaffney coming onto me

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