to ask for nominations for "most irritating song ever"?

(182 Posts)
SPBisResisting Fri 30-Aug-13 15:01:49

I nominate Bjork's "It's oh so quiet"
In between the yappy dog impressions and the big band music you get her spitting all over you.
Why would anyone listen to that for pleasure?

FixItUpChappie Sun 01-Sep-13 02:49:59

ah, we'll...I love that 3 wiseman song by James Blunt blush

AmandaHoldenmigroin Sun 01-Sep-13 02:27:17

And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yeeeeeeeewwwww - only the Whitney version (sorry Whitney, I do love some of your other hits just not that one)

Ugly Kid Joe - Cats in the Cradle

alltoomuchrightnow Sat 31-Aug-13 17:54:20

Zoom/ Fat Larry

TartanRug Sat 31-Aug-13 17:53:31

Abracadabra, The Steve Miller band. Worst. Song. Ever. Its on some stupid advert just now too so I have to run out screaming when it comes on.

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 31-Aug-13 17:51:54

I do love Rob Bryden singing James Blunt in Gavin & Stacey. Hilarious.

toldmywrath Sat 31-Aug-13 17:36:00

They've got a semi by the sea dontcha know! wink smirk
alltoomuchrightnow -DLT loved Beverly Craven-she was very breathey.
I LOVE MacArthur Park-the Richard Harris version anyway.

alltoomuchrightnow Sat 31-Aug-13 15:41:53

any James Blunt especially the one with the three wise men. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BulletProofVestyBunny Sat 31-Aug-13 14:49:27

Anything by Nick Heyward.

In fact anything that, no matter how hard you listen, you can't make out all the words to. Very annoying when you are 13 and want to sing along.

It still haunts me now.

mimitwo Sat 31-Aug-13 14:46:20

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

paperclips Sat 31-Aug-13 14:44:24

Someone's already mentioned this, from about 1999, I think it's Blue by Eiffel 55 or something with a horrible voice going "I live in a blue with blue windows" and then "I am blue da da dee da da daa" It pains me to think of it its so awful.

And DJ OTZI "Hey Baby" (ooh ah!) .... I could actually rip my ears off.

Makes me think of Friday night drunk people in a tacky bar in Blacpool or somewhere.

alltoomuchrightnow Sat 31-Aug-13 14:15:57

I Don't wanna miss a thing
Elvis aint dead

alltoomuchrightnow Sat 31-Aug-13 14:09:21

oh this one is a bum clencher...... What's Going on by Four Non Blondes
and Tubthumpin

alltoomuchrightnow Sat 31-Aug-13 14:08:15

All Mumford and Buble
Walking on facking sunshine
All Simply crap Red
Dancing in the Moonlight
All Leona Spew-is
Real Gone Kid (even though i love DB)
All Lisa Stansfield and Beverley Craven
i think all time worst is Promise Me by BCraven (if that's the right title)

MissFenella Sat 31-Aug-13 14:06:46

Goldeneye Tina Turner makes me stabby

Thumbwitch Sat 31-Aug-13 14:04:27

50shades, it might well be but I hate it SOOO much I can't bear to listen to it to find out if you're right! grin

AmandaHoldenmigroin Sat 31-Aug-13 13:52:45

to be fair kotinka I think I am probably the only person on the planet who doesn't like groove is in the heart!
The video gives me a headache too.

salsmum Sat 31-Aug-13 13:51:59

Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end...can't remember who sings it but majorly DRAB Macarana {sp} and any other song that smug drunken holiday makers bring back from their hols and know EVERY move off by heart...leaving us pail looking U.K. holiday makers wondering WTF they are doing grin.

Titanic my heart will go on and that cringeworthy thing people do kidding on they are flying at the helm of the boat.
Grrrr

I think you'll find it's ' been around the world tonigh-igh-igh -ight and I can't find my babeee' thumb witch :-)

Fucking rotten though

Thumbwitch Sat 31-Aug-13 13:47:16

Lisa Stansfield "Been around the world and aye-aye-aye can't find my baybee" - I HAVE to turn that fucker off whenever it comes on the radio, cannot STAND it!

Celine Dion and her thing from Titanic - gah!

Most stupidly pathetic line though comes from Always The Last to Know by Del Amitri:
"We spent summers up beyond the bay
And you said these are such perfect days
That if the bomb drops baby, I want to be the last to know "

REALLY?? That was the best fucking thing you could come up with? Utter drivel. Other than that I quite like the song, but that line makes me cringe and swear every single time.

Inertia Sat 31-Aug-13 13:39:20

I like Intergalactic and Wake Up Boo ...

Vagndidit Sat 31-Aug-13 12:44:05

Far too many out there...but...

Wake Up--Boo Radleys

Take That--Shine. Most of their songs could complete the entire list.

The Promise--Girls Aloud

Blondie--Tide Is High

Nancy66 Sat 31-Aug-13 12:39:19

'What Can I Do To Make You Love Me' The Corrs.

The most twee, bland shit ever recorded.

GOODGirrrrrl. I know you want it, I know you want it...
No she fucking doesn't. Piss off creep.

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