To LTB

(14 Posts)

He ate my lindor.....

MissMuesli Fri 23-Aug-13 21:27:53

Murder would be more appropriate. Definitely defendable in court.

SPBisResisting Fri 23-Aug-13 21:30:35

Are you anyehere near a 24h supermarket? If so he can redeem himself. Get him to call you when he's on his way back. If he's not got them, chuck his stuff out in bin bags and lock the door.
(And dial a dairy milk)

Only if they were the red ones! grin

They were the red ones... What a wankstain

LalyRawr Fri 23-Aug-13 21:33:09

I wouldn't convict you!

In fact I could I probably provide an alibi in exchange for some of the replacement chocolates.

Mouserama Fri 23-Aug-13 21:44:26

What does LTB mean?!

bittenipples Fri 23-Aug-13 21:44:56

LTB at least three times. In one day. Then leave him again.

That'll learn him. Grrrrr!

<shakes fist>

mouserama LTB = leave the bastard

maddening Fri 23-Aug-13 21:46:33

well the supermarkets are open 24 hours these days - send him out for more.

bittenipples Fri 23-Aug-13 21:47:21

mouse LTB means Leave The Bastard.

And OP should AFAIC.

grin

MissMuesli Fri 23-Aug-13 21:51:05

Not sure what AFAIC means but I quite like the PHITC abbreviation, seems apt in this scenario!

Mouserama Sat 24-Aug-13 05:32:03

Ah, thank you! I've been trying to figure out what LTB stood for for weeks..

OP - definitely LTB - eating your chocolate is unforgivable...

you would most definitely not be unreasonable to leave him!
on Wednesday my dp decided to take my dairy milk out of the fridge and put it in the cupboard.
when I went to eat it I had to make do with soft,warm choccy.
I am currently looking for houses to let.

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