I don't believe a word of it lately.

(196 Posts)
Reality Tue 20-Aug-13 18:51:03

Yup, this again.

I KNOW It's because it's the holidays, mostly, but fuckeroo it's a pile of toss here lately.

Between the wank trolls and the drama llamas, the wannabe novelists and the nasty goading returned bannees, it's Not As Much Fun as usual.

I'm reprting threads (which then get deleted, ah the validation) left right and centre and it's getting a bit boring now.

If you're being a troll, just up your game, eh? You're not clever, you're not even funny, you;re not even really annoying. Just dull and repetitive and obvious.

Either do it better or bore the fuck off.

Ta very much.

Off you fuck then cuntychops is indeed brilliant but I feared for a short while it was going to be overused become totally annoying.

HepsibarCrinkletoes Wed 21-Aug-13 07:58:34

off you fuck then Cuntychops is my best post ever read on here! So much so that when I type cuntychops on my iPad it finishes the word for me. grin

TramadolDaze Wed 21-Aug-13 07:27:28

I think I finally understand what HeySoul was saying yesterday - that you can just spot them - I'm pretty sure I've just read one.....and everything about it screamed <<push those buttons>> <<push them harder>>! If the OP has no other posting history does that make it more likely than not to be complete BS?

Reality Wed 21-Aug-13 07:19:20

I invented cuntychops, apparently. Or certainly, 'off you fuck then, Cuntychops'.

I do love it so.

Reality Wed 21-Aug-13 07:18:33

And HELLO Jezza, I knew I 'knew' you.

Reality Wed 21-Aug-13 07:17:53

Gobby, shh, out of date beer sounds posher than out of date Carlsberg-ou-of-the-can.

Glad you enjoyed the beddy.

That is not a sex people comment, you lot.

AnneUulmelmahay Wed 21-Aug-13 00:12:01

Yep, tis I, your fave nc-er

Mintyy Tue 20-Aug-13 23:59:28

Jezza!!! Good to see you. Will you please stick around and stop name changing?

Same goes for you ... <cough> Anne (it is you isn't it?)

AnneUulmelmahay Tue 20-Aug-13 23:52:37

Oh bollocks, cannot pm you back so yay! from me here. Hurhur.

KellyHopter Tue 20-Aug-13 23:37:05

Anne...I have to know! Pm me?

Doingakatereddy Tue 20-Aug-13 23:12:32

No one is playing with their kids are they?

I do like the word 'cuntychops' though. My new summer project is to ignore the kids & get the word 'cuntychops' into at least one conversation a day. Preferably with my MIL.

That'll make a fun thread

Mintyy Tue 20-Aug-13 23:11:51

pmsl at internet gynaecology

ScrambledSmegs Tue 20-Aug-13 23:08:54

words on a screen
trust nae fucker
ye can't resist the power of the dark side.

Howzat?

Coconutty Tue 20-Aug-13 23:08:13

A very pathetic person came onto a thread and admitted that a couple of the more 'popular' threads were started by her to see how outraged MN would get. Just a bit of fun etc etc. Stealing milk, anyone? Fucking idiot.

I'm on the lookout in case he/she pops back wink

lurcherlieber Tue 20-Aug-13 23:05:59

Yes that's right hurricane! And say wee a lot. Ive actually heard scottishmummy mentioned more than ive seen of her posts, she must be the mn favourite if thats the case?

lurcherlieber Tue 20-Aug-13 23:02:21

Wow it worked. Too much wine has clearly been drank (drunk?) tonight grin

HurricaneWyn Tue 20-Aug-13 23:01:01

grin scottishmurnmy
You need to text enigmatically
Three lines at a time

Yay scottishmummy where have you been?

AnneUulmelmahay Tue 20-Aug-13 22:56:57

Omfg kellyhopter. Bloody welcome back matey. ( tis I, hem hem, deep undercover)

lurcherlieber Tue 20-Aug-13 22:55:51

That was cack that. I thought swapping the 'm' with 'rn' would look far more convincing! I also dont remember what scottishmummys posts look like properly but i was thinking along the lines of broken keyboard grin

Apologies for the interruption smile

scottishmurnmy Tue 20-Aug-13 22:52:15

somebodywant me?

thebody Tue 20-Aug-13 22:45:52

I didn't get that far in the thread. not to the pooing a nugget anyway.

still some people are wierd.

roundtable Tue 20-Aug-13 22:42:33

I think when she got into a debate over pooing accidently and farting so a nugget flew out, it was dubious. grin

'Tis very worrying that people just seemed to think that was normal.

usualsuspect Tue 20-Aug-13 22:32:33

I never click threads with poo in the title.

thebody Tue 20-Aug-13 22:28:12

I totally belived the poo crumbs and the penis thread.

we're they made up?

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