to threaten DH with divorce...

[ClockWatchingLady]

... if he doesn't stop saying "aaahh" after sipping his tea?

[KatyN]

naaaahhhhhh

[TylerHopkins]

[Liskey]

Very reasonable. I've threatened DH that on my petition would be his inability to replace loo roll on the holder (apart from this he is pretty good however).

[TwoTearsInABucket]

Does he do it after every sip? If so, YANBU

[ClockWatchingLady]

Well, maybe one sip in three.

That's settled then. I'll miss him (except at tea time).

[FriskyHenderson]

Is it Typhoo?

[ClockWatchingLady]

Frisky, no. Neither is it Bisto.

[TwoTearsInABucket]

Does he do it on purpose? That would really annoy me.

[pianodoodle]

Sounds fair.

It should also be allowed for stacking washed up dishes in such a way that makes me feel like I'm playing a very dangerous game of Jenga when I go to put them away.

At least he does them I suppose :)

[YouTheCat]

ltb

[JParkson]

It could be worse... it could be

Ooooooh!

[ClockWatchingLady]

He claims it's involuntary but I have my suspicions. I might quite like "oooh" - sounds kind of exciting?

Plate Jenga is definitely grounds for something (either a divorce or a medal, not sure which).

[AnyFucker]

My Dh does this thing where he blows over the top of the tea every single time before he sips it

It has nearly driven me to divorce on occasions

[ClockWatchingLady]

Oh AnyFucker, I think I know that thing too. You are a tolerant lady.

[EagleRiderDirk]

My OH is ok with tea, however I have just threatened to burn the next lot of junk he just dumps on our dining table - therefore I may not be the best judge of reasonableness here...

[Rosenip]

You should start doing it and see how long it takes him to stop. But do it louder than him .

My parents much really really REALLY loudly when they eat. I wish I could divorce them for this! Does this happen with older age?

Also this is my first reply to a post in AIBU, everyone seems to know each other, do you?!

[Rosenip]

Fail, I meant munch.

[fabergeegg]

Yes, things like that are definitely valid. My personal favourite is saying 'no no no no' instead of 'no.'

[ClockWatchingLady]

Hello Rosenip! I don't know about anyone else, but I'm pretty new here too and don't really feel I "know" anyone yet. Just thought I'd wade right in - and it's very nice to have a chat while sitting in a deserted office on a Friday afternoon.

[TheFallenNinja]

I was going to say YANBU but this seems intermittent, has his valve gone?

[ClockWatchingLady]

FallenNinja, I'm definitely starting to think he's due an MOT

[ClockWatchingLady]

(some terrible smells from the exhaust pipe)

[Tubemole1]

This thread is hilarious

[AnyFucker]

Rosenip, just join it mate. Some names are known, others are not but soon will be. Everyone welcome, especially if you are funny

[AnyFucker]

join *in