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To be sick of DP's poo crumbs?

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nomorecrumbs Wed 31-Jul-13 20:14:20

My DP is very hairy. He leaves poo crumbs and hair on the seat every day and I'm sick of wiping it. This is way worse than the seat-up-or-down debate. I finally snapped after a year and told him he must start using wet wipes to avoid the poo crumb issue. I feel like I'm looking after a 2 year old in this regard.

It's been particularly bad in bed this summer as he sleeps naked so the crumbs go EVERYWHERE.

He says I have no right to interfere in his toilet routine and I say I'm not sexing someone who can't keep their poo crumbs under control.

His family are full of boys and he says the poo crumbs thing is normal and that I'm overreacting. AIBU?

Onesleeptillwembley Wed 02-Oct-13 21:27:27

I have sons and brothers. I have a partner and had a husband. None of them have left SHIT on the toilet seat. That is not normal at all. And the fact an adult thinks it's ok is really not on. How could you be with him? I couldn't respect that.

nomorecrumbs Wed 02-Oct-13 21:08:37

An update 2 months on.

DP (and the bed) is now crumb-free grin

He happily uses wet wipes now so all is good. The toilet is also thanking you all for your support.

thecook Sun 04-Aug-13 00:46:35

Sick poo troll. J

doobeedee Fri 02-Aug-13 19:00:11

I've always known them as Tagnuts.

JohFlow Fri 02-Aug-13 18:47:34

That's absolutely horrible. Disgusting git!

Stick him in a pair of very tight, rubber pants during the night/ cling film his arse.

I couldn't put up with it. Sorry

Ohhelpohnoitsa Fri 02-Aug-13 18:29:06

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

nomorecrumbs Fri 02-Aug-13 18:18:58

Crumbs update no 3: Still no crumbs, and he has used the wet wipes for the first time today grin

I think it was mentioning that he had been royally roasted on MN that tipped him into submission.

Sallyingforth Fri 02-Aug-13 14:02:34

Wasn't there as song about this?

"Poodrops keep falling on my bed
Cos he's just the guy who ignored all that I have said
Nothin' stops the shit
Those poodrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin..."

Flossiechops Fri 02-Aug-13 11:07:47

shock << at this thread!!

idiot55 Thu 01-Aug-13 23:45:09

I've defiantly seen poo crumbs on the floor in ladies loos!

In fact just the other week, in the ladies loo at Alnwick gardens , I had to tell my 4 year old, well shouted at my four year old to watch wheremshemwas about to step. Bleuch

BurningBridges Thu 01-Aug-13 23:35:48

OMG. Just read 2 pages of thread (so will have to go back and look for fanny batter or be confused for ever more) but guess what I just found on the bathroom floor? Well, it was more of a lump, about the size of a Revel (coffee), but still v. crumbly.

Catmint Thu 01-Aug-13 22:59:22

Just read this to DP who pointed out that even the worst public toilets don't have poo crumbs on them, so it really isn't normal and is a big deal.

It took a long time, as I am crying at some of these posts.

Re fandruff, could it be tiny particles of white loo roll left over from an over enthusiastic wiper?

LeGavrOrf Thu 01-Aug-13 22:42:55

Haha brain. This is like my worst nightmare.


Hope all is well with you in Qatar btw. smile

MacaYoniandCheese Thu 01-Aug-13 22:21:07

Your DH sounds like Mr. Twit. You need to get him to one of those dodgy 'nail' salons for an anal waxing STAT. Actually, a dog groomer could be helpful?

<stuffs handkerchief in mouth>

BrainSurgeon Thu 01-Aug-13 22:17:30

Whatever happens, keep GetOrf away from this thread!

Mumsnut Thu 01-Aug-13 22:17:05

"BTW, you could eat your dinner out of my crack.

Tacos would work the best."

Ha ha ha ha ha. Top marks, Tiggy.

Tiggy - thinking about it; an upturned arse cleft would make quite a good taco substitute.

I'd probably avoid adding any hot chilli sauce, though - for the sake of the arse owner.

Gruntfuttock Thu 01-Aug-13 22:08:07

Make him go through a car wash daily. Not the car, just him. They use a lot of water, suds and big brushes for a thorough scrubbing. That should sort 'im out. He also needs to learn how to wash his hands properly, especially if he's going to prepare a meal, like he did the other night. YUK!

TiggyD Thu 01-Aug-13 22:06:03

BTW, you could eat your dinner out of my crack.

Tacos would work the best.

CSIJanner Thu 01-Aug-13 22:05:53


TiggyD Thu 01-Aug-13 22:04:35

Shave the bastard.

LaGuardia Thu 01-Aug-13 21:44:45

Leave the bastard.

Mumsnut Thu 01-Aug-13 20:46:43

Leave the bas-turd

TeaCupCrazy Thu 01-Aug-13 20:34:04

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Secretswitch Thu 01-Aug-13 19:45:40

Neverbefore, I have been educated, disgusted and entertained all on this thread. I just never knew poor poo behaviour like this existed..

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