To be sick of DP's poo crumbs?

(525 Posts)
nomorecrumbs Wed 31-Jul-13 20:14:20

My DP is very hairy. He leaves poo crumbs and hair on the seat every day and I'm sick of wiping it. This is way worse than the seat-up-or-down debate. I finally snapped after a year and told him he must start using wet wipes to avoid the poo crumb issue. I feel like I'm looking after a 2 year old in this regard.

It's been particularly bad in bed this summer as he sleeps naked so the crumbs go EVERYWHERE.

He says I have no right to interfere in his toilet routine and I say I'm not sexing someone who can't keep their poo crumbs under control.

His family are full of boys and he says the poo crumbs thing is normal and that I'm overreacting. AIBU?

RichardBucket Sat 10-Sep-16 17:53:38

Whining about zombie threads is so irritating.

Also, there are several women in this thread who need to seriously raise their standards. Why the fuck would you marry a man who thinks this is okay?

mrsfuzzy Sat 10-Sep-16 17:38:32

read out of curiosity, now i know why the cat died.. this is sooo grim.

user1472245127 Sat 10-Sep-16 17:35:19

Are you sure he's not stashing biscuits or night eating...surely it can't be fellas hairy if I saw shit in my bed I'd batter him...mind you I had a bypass an shat on him once...but just once mind...

Oldisthenewblack Fri 26-Aug-16 15:27:50

Oh god - I've seen the little bits of toilet paper round the bathroom too!! I never realised!!

Bobochic Fri 26-Aug-16 15:21:28

This is slovenly personal hygiene and is not acceptable behaviour.

Oldisthenewblack Fri 26-Aug-16 15:19:10

I had an ex who was also very hairy. Also had several poos per day. Never smelled bad. Twice I noticed skid marks on the side of the bed where he had sat (sat, I said SAT) as he was getting out of bed. We didn't often spend the night together so it could well have been a regular occurrence as far as I know. He also had a habit of having a bowel movement just before he had a shower (great, lovely) but then putting the toilet seat down before flushing, probably meaning to flush later (why??) but of course, by the time he was out of the shower, he'd forgotten. He also always wore pants in bed and I know he scratched his arse in the night. I used to try persuade him to sleep naked, and he did if pushed, but after a while I realised that it was probably safer to scratch his arse through pants rather than with bare fingers confused.

WetPaint4 Fri 26-Aug-16 06:34:59

Gross!! That is the nastiest shit I've read in a while. Why would you share this, why???

StillBrill Fri 26-Aug-16 00:02:48

omg..... eewww

BocaDeTrucha Thu 25-Aug-16 23:58:18

A 3-year old thread . How the hell do people find these.... Did someone Google "poo crumbs"????

ArabellaRockerfella Thu 25-Aug-16 23:27:34

Yes!! I too suffer DH Pooh Crumbs!! It drives me up the wall!!!

LoveInTokyo Thu 25-Aug-16 22:51:37

idivorcedapoohcrumber grin star

idivorcedapoohcrumber Wed 24-Aug-16 22:02:35

oh my goodness reading all these threads made me so happy!

firstly i now know i am normal. secondly i now know i was entirely right in finding the pooh crumb situation (for 13 years ladies and gentlemen, 13 years) utterly repulsive and unacceptable and thirdly i now know that asking him to use wet wipes and skipping around the subject trying not to hurt his feelings was in fact a complete waste of time and am now divorced!!!

i tolerated pooh crumbs EVERYWHERE. even when we started dating it was a problem. i admit i have ocd but this was a massive issue for me and i was made to feel like it was perfectly normal and that i should get over it. pooh crumbs on the bed sheets, pooh crumbs on the boxer shorts, pooh crumbs on the towel even AFTER having a bath!!!! it stressed me out so bad, i made SO much effort to be nice about it, skirted around the issue and was always made to feel like i was being unreasonable. NOT COOL.

so the long and short of it is, it's not ok, it is not normal and no you do not have to tolerate it. i am now divorced (not directly because of the pooh crumbs) and with a new partner who showers daily (sometimes more) and is more than capable of looking after his beautiful behind. he wouldn't even dream of leaving pooh crumbs anywhere ANYTIME and finds the whole scenario quite unbelievable.

i wish you love and light (and clean bedsheets and towels...oh and toilet seats)

littleshirleybeans Wed 24-Aug-16 18:41:16

(I remember it first time round, actually!)

Vixxfacee Wed 24-Aug-16 18:24:04

Doesn't every one use Andrex wet wipes or similar confused

Yorkieheaven Wed 24-Aug-16 04:43:59

The most disgusting thread I ever read after God knows how many years here.

andaz123 Wed 24-Aug-16 04:27:26

i cannot breathe for laughing,

but i would LTB!!!

whywonthedgehogssharethehedge Wed 24-Aug-16 03:43:15

I feel sick just reading this

heyday Wed 24-Aug-16 02:48:33

Do not flush wipes down the toilet; it's an environmental catastrophe!!!!!!
Get yourself a bidet installed and make sure he puts his furry arse in it several times a day!
Failing that get yourself a new,non hairy arsed bloke to share your bed with.

ellabeansdad Wed 24-Aug-16 01:56:58

People who stand to wipe leave crumbs all over the seat or the floor. (Depending on technique, perhaps both). Regardless of the level of anal carpeting, shit flakes off when you wipe it with dry paper. No question. Most of them don't realize it's happening and find themselves wondering where the little rolled up toilet paper bits elsewhere in the house come from. Those paper bits are a product of your rectum, dry paper, and friction. Grow up folks, buy a bidet. It's the future. Heathens.

thecook Wed 24-Aug-16 00:25:31

It is a troll.

Kateballs Tue 23-Aug-16 23:23:29

This is my life. The sweat slice ( V shaped slice of sweat left at the back of the toilet seat where DPS arse cheeks have been spread apart and condensation has built up during the 48 minutes he's been sat on the shitter)is where I find the poo crumbs and black fluff.
He also refuses to wear anything in bed.

VanillaSugar Tue 23-Aug-16 23:15:16

Fckkkkk. Dh has read this. He's worked out my MN name.


paddypants13 Tue 23-Aug-16 16:21:14

Good grief. I forgive dh his many crimes against tidiness after reading this thread, poo crumbs and poo water.

As for fanny dandruff <faints>.

Fanjolena Tue 23-Aug-16 15:27:17

How the hell is his arse not constantly sore from not wiping properly? And why is he so happy to leave a fecal gravel trail behind him? It's fucking rank.confused

toadgirl Tue 23-Aug-16 10:18:13

Maybe he needs a little help?

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