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To be irritated that DS1 has taken the last batteries I was saving for my rabbit?

(52 Posts)
ParvatiTheWitch Tue 30-Jul-13 14:32:36

We spend a fortune on them and I noticed a few left and hey ho, I thought, "I get those later and dust off the old rabbit so DH and I can have some fun". DS1(10) is always popping to the drawer and helping himself to batteries for the x-box controller hmm.

Bloody hell, I can't even have a wank or bring the "third party" into relations now grin. I will have to get some more and hide them. We had thousands last week.

TheYamiOfYawn Tue 30-Jul-13 19:48:58

Get a rechargeable vibe! Lelo ones are lovely (but expensive).

I spat my wine over my computer when I read the title

ParvatiTheWitch Tue 30-Jul-13 20:27:41

Santa's sack is going to be bulging for me this Christmas, I am doing my list already; Hitachi manic wand, an o ring, a mains one and a lelo. Buzz buzz buzz.
I suppose in a crisis, I could rely on the old viz tip: an empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a good emergency vibratorgrin

goodasitgets Tue 30-Jul-13 20:34:25

The lelo ones are lovely. Disclaimer I am not a sex toy addict, I just wasted half an hour in Ann summers this week grin

softlysoftly Tue 30-Jul-13 20:38:44

Why do people like vibrators? Am I missing something?

<<niave prude>>

WilmaFingerdoo Tue 30-Jul-13 20:41:51

grin at Hitachi manic wand.

Yup. You definitely want yer sex aids manic.

I don't like them either softly. Hands, dildos and buttpluggs for me.

ParvatiTheWitch Tue 30-Jul-13 20:47:22

Did they let you try it in the shop softly? shock

LifeHuh Tue 30-Jul-13 21:13:57

Ha ha! So I guess I'm the only person who spent a surreal moment thinking "batteries? Rabbit? Why on earth would a rabbit want batteries....oh." Ver'slow,that's me!

softlysoftly Tue 30-Jul-13 21:17:00

I've never tried one, do they do free trials <<boak>>

thebody Tue 30-Jul-13 21:19:48

best ever purchase!! including shoes!! seriously 0 to orgasm in 4 minutes!!

Lackedpunchesforever Tue 30-Jul-13 21:28:35

You can pick one up cheap on Gumtree Softly.

Actually that's a joke.

At least I hope it's a joke.

OP I recommend rechargeable for your bunny - that way he never loses oomph wink

Lackedpunchesforever Tue 30-Jul-13 21:29:07

4 minutes ? I'd demand a refund wink

dementedma Tue 30-Jul-13 21:41:07

Electric toothbrush does the job in seconds!

ParvatiTheWitch Tue 30-Jul-13 21:55:27

Is that the Hitachi, TheBody?

See, AKiss, I would feel like I needed a poo with a butt plug up there. I closed the brown doors some years back after a lovely rectocele repair post child birth; "we don't want to undo the surgeons good work, do we, DH?" grin
Nighty night.

vivizone Tue 30-Jul-13 21:59:16

HAHA you actually put a smile on my face. Enjoy!

thebody Tue 30-Jul-13 22:18:10

😄😄😄😄 u dirty mares

ClartyCarol Tue 30-Jul-13 23:01:27

Hope you give it a wash before you brush your teeth dementedma?!

dementedma Tue 30-Jul-13 23:02:58

I use dh's when I am pissed off with him grin

ratbagcatbag Tue 30-Jul-13 23:05:58

Peach. Have you got the link for the £2.49 charge and play pack for Xbox?

Alconleigh Tue 30-Jul-13 23:26:58

I have the most lovely rechargeable Lelo toy, branded Myla as It was bought from there. A gift, you understand...

Alohomora Tue 30-Jul-13 23:28:45

grin grin grin

I had to stop peeking at this thread at work (ahem), excellent shopping list for Santa there!

softlysoftly Wed 31-Jul-13 01:05:14

lackedpunches

Erm

gumtree

Ericaequites Wed 31-Jul-13 02:49:17

Buy a Hitachi Magic Wand. They plug into the wall, and are very effective.

peachactiviaminge Wed 31-Jul-13 07:27:29

Rat They appear to have gone up to £4.99 here spotted them on HUKD yesterday.

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