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to not expect my kitten to have shit in the dryer

(31 Posts)
meddie Tue 23-Jul-13 15:20:33

Decide to dry all the bedding i washed yesterday as its raining here. Throws it in the dryer, gradually over the next 20 minutes the smell of cat shit has been getting stronger and stronger. I pulled all the sofas out, moved the bookcase looking for the offending turd. Then I went into the kitchen and nearly lost my lunch. My sheets are covered in warmed kitten shit. Not to mention the already dry crusty bits and the inside of the dryer looks like a group of chimps had a shit flinging contest.
Kitten is sitting on my bed looking smug. I think this is his revenge for getting him de-nutted last week

WorraLiberty Tue 23-Jul-13 15:22:51

OMG! shock grin

Mind you, you're lucky the kitten didn't end up getting tumble dried

kinkyfuckery Tue 23-Jul-13 15:29:28

Ooops! You'll have to learn to keep the dryer closed!

Beastofburden Tue 23-Jul-13 15:33:19

LOL. We used to keep potatoes in a box under the sink. It was cold outside. One day we needed some potatoes. Available evidence suggested that staying in the warm for a shit was not a particularly recent decision by the kittens...

Whothefuckfarted Tue 23-Jul-13 15:34:54

Ewww!

You need to keep the door closed. Its not uncommon for kittens to end up getting tumble dried or washed in the machine.
Im sorry for you though, I cant bear cat shit!

P.S. this is why I will NEVER own a cat!

ComposHat Tue 23-Jul-13 15:39:47

close yhe dryer door, you nearly had crispy fried kitten!

Porridge05 Tue 23-Jul-13 16:38:25

Hahahahahahaha.... I mean how awful!

Our kitten is fully housetrained, ever since she was a very young kitty (she was abandoned at 3 weeks old before we took her in). It doesnt stop her occasionally pissing on the washing (clean or dirty) in protest whenever she feels that her food bowl isn't quite full or no-ones rubbed her tummy for 10 mins!

ouryve Tue 23-Jul-13 16:40:52

hahaha!

this could be the one benefit of washer dryers, other than space saving - you can clean them!

You need to keep that door shut, from now on. It could have been the kitten in there.

Warmed Kitten Shit sounds like the next trendy ingredient on Michelin starred menus. grin

Merde de Chaton Réchauffé.

Avec Draps de Lit au Daz.

beth27123 Tue 23-Jul-13 16:47:07

One of ours once did one from the top of the fridge all down the doors...delightful.

Urghhhhh - how hilarious horrible. Will you be able to get it all off, and out of all the little holes?

Lazyjaney Tue 23-Jul-13 16:51:23

You err, it is not your kitten, you are it's servant. Clean it up, and sharply now smile

Twirlyhot Tue 23-Jul-13 16:52:13

Please tell me it's a washer/dryer.

Poledra Tue 23-Jul-13 16:55:47

Nah, Talc, it sounds more like the latest Farrow and Ball paint colour grin

Poledra - that would be Smeared Kitten Shit.

On a clean, white background - a classic Edwardian look. Just ask meddie grin

CatsAndTheirPizza Tue 23-Jul-13 17:40:08

grin

Thelasttimeilookediwas Tue 23-Jul-13 18:14:05

Justice for getting his knackers nicked. He won't be finished, that was round one.

IndridCold Tue 23-Jul-13 18:18:55

Oh, they are such little tinkers aren't they? < sniggers >

CoffeeandScones Tue 23-Jul-13 20:38:13

If it's any consolation, that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time grin

teenagersmother Thu 25-Jul-13 16:54:53

Have just spit my drink out over my keyboard as I have read this !! Brilliant stuff although don't envy the cleaning operation

WaitMonkey Thu 25-Jul-13 17:12:51

Did you manage to clean up ok op ?

RobotLover68 Thu 25-Jul-13 17:16:58
PresidentServalan Thu 25-Jul-13 19:58:54

Sorry but that is funny! This sounds like stage one of his training routine - my advice would be to cave in, let him do what he wants and your life will become so much easier! grin

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