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I get a million pounds a week in benefits

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usualsuspect Tue 23-Jul-13 13:49:41

And a 30 room mansion in the country with a swimming pool.

Not to mention all my 45 children have horses and go to private school by helicopter.

Are you jealous? Eh?

Fair point Clay, hmm... hey Usual do you think this place would be too small for you?

usualsuspect Tue 23-Jul-13 22:05:59

I've rented out Buckingham palace to some other scroungers.

grin Oh them, heard they've just had another baby <tuts>

Salmotrutta Tue 23-Jul-13 22:13:56

Do you get a Mad Cat Allowance usual?

ClayDavis Tue 23-Jul-13 22:18:30

That's good to hear, usual. A little bit of extra income on the side. I promise not to tell anyone or report you.

usualsuspect Tue 23-Jul-13 22:26:00

Yy, keep the sub letting under your hats.

The cat gets his own benefits ,Salmo.

He's been to sign on today.

Hope you're making them pay for a cat translator!

usualsuspect Tue 23-Jul-13 22:37:15

He spends his benefits on cat nip grin

I think he deals it tbh.

feelingood Tue 23-Jul-13 23:19:18

benefits = 10% of total welfare budget arrrfff

HighJinx Wed 24-Jul-13 13:20:51

I just saw an article on the Daily Mail website blush about a woman who says "I'm so rich I spent a million pounds on perfume in two months" here

It's you isn't it usual ?

usualsuspect Wed 24-Jul-13 14:58:15

<bathes in chanel no 5 >

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