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to curl up under the desk...

(53 Posts)
Ginocchio Mon 22-Jul-13 17:51:51

...with embarrassment?

I've been trying out a bit of online dating. It seems to have worked for some, and with a busy full time job and kids at home (some of the time), it's tricky to meet new people.

It's been quite slow so far - I've done my best with both pics and description, tried to be charming/not a freak in messages, and I'm being honest with myself about my chances (ie not messaging perky 19 year old students...), but no replies.

Finally, today, I've received a reply. Someone of a similar age, (no kids so fingers crossed not going to see this), lives fairly local, seems nice.

Personally, I'd far rather meet someone in person than spend ages online (MN excepted...). So I asked her if she'd like to meet for a drink.

But no. I realised after sending that my auto-fucking-correct changed the word, so I actually said:

"Maybe you'd like to join me for a deposit?"

I've just offered my services as a sperm donor, haven't I?

<makes duvet fort out of desk; crawls in>

good luck op! you sound fab and i dont say that often grin

StrangeGlue Wed 24-Jul-13 21:32:05

'Retards, ginnochio' made me actually lol! In reality!

RaisingChaotic Wed 24-Jul-13 17:34:15

grin at this thread.

There is a dating thread in relationships.

I doubt her dismissal was to do with the typo!

People do get awful cut-and-dry on these websites in my experience. Problem is, you never know what their sitch is: they could be at third-date point with someone from the site, have met someone off it, have had an ex come knocking... it's all so opaque.

Bon chance Gin, you sound lovely.

Now post a link to your profile so we can all tease you

Ginocchio Wed 24-Jul-13 16:53:57

I did send an email once that said

"Can you please ensure that you get this right in the future.

Retards

Ginocchio"

shock

iklboo Wed 24-Jul-13 16:40:50

I've emailed one of our female bosses saying 'I understand you are very busty....'

And signed off an email to one of the male bosses with about 6 kisses.

ParkerTheThief Wed 24-Jul-13 15:04:27

Someone I know replied to a potential date saying 'so pleased to be in contact with someone with a gash'

Unfortunately her GSOH didn't appreciate his autocorrect.

We kindly reassured him that of course he didn't sound like a bisexual misogynist

Ginocchio Wed 24-Jul-13 15:01:58

change no, I've been here for a few years (lurking mainly, but posting occasionally). NC not long ago.

changeforthebetter Wed 24-Jul-13 14:58:58

Nope, you are too comfortable with MN-speak. You haven't just wandered on here..... and the name......... Jus' sayin' ladies......

Ginocchio Wed 24-Jul-13 14:55:55

It's because we're vair naice men and we haven't realised what we're letting ourselves in for

changeforthebetter Wed 24-Jul-13 14:44:43

There's another thread from a single guy who seems to be looking for someone for his fortieth. Maybe MN is the new hunting ground for men of a certain age..............?wink Oi, lads! Bring your snake-handlers kit - this is a nest of vipers! grin

Ginocchio Wed 24-Jul-13 13:18:05

Totally blush

Ginocchio Wed 24-Jul-13 10:45:25

Mogz I'm sure the combined powers of MN can help her too. Maybe there should be a thread for it...

Mogz Wed 24-Jul-13 09:42:26

Aww I fear South Midlands is a bit far away, I know a lovely lass, early 30s, one adorable DD, in the East of England who is looking for a guy to make her smile.

Ginocchio Wed 24-Jul-13 09:14:13

change shock How very dare you! <applies Veet to backs of hands>

changeforthebetter Wed 24-Jul-13 09:05:16

Great autocorrects grin

Good luck OP (you are too young and too far away and may be a hairy handed trucker anyway)

Ginocchio Wed 24-Jul-13 08:52:48

South Midlands, and 34

<frets about outing self>

Where in the country & how old are you?

Ginocchio Wed 24-Jul-13 07:47:08

Ooh, MN Blind dates!

We could go and see the penguins... grin

Betternc4this Tue 23-Jul-13 20:41:42

Yeah definitely they say best aphrodisiac is to make a woman laugh and you have made loads of us laugh out loud on this thread.

Definitely her loss.
I bet you could get a date using this thread.

deleted203 Tue 23-Jul-13 20:29:34

Ha! Lucky escape, my man! The woman has no sense of humour. Who wants a humourless, miserable sod like that?

Get up and at 'em again. (It's too ruddy hot for sweltering in the duvet fort).

Betternc4this Tue 23-Jul-13 10:53:10

Miserable cah !!!

You had a lucky escape...yaddah, yaddah ...etc, etc... plenty more fish in the sea....blah, blah ,blah....

ahem, sorry <realises not being helpful> yeah it sucks this brave new world bet she doesn't, the stuck up old prude . grin

Ahh come on , come out , you cant stay in that quilt fort forever besides I might need it if I see my blind lady and her friends again

katykuns Mon 22-Jul-13 21:59:33

wow... way to let you down gently!

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