To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck Mon 15-Jul-13 15:22:01

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

TVTonight Mon 15-Jul-13 15:24:45

Ha ha ha.

You know your IT dept is probably emailing him a screenshot don't you!

QueenofallIsee Mon 15-Jul-13 15:24:52

You know this is a bad idea? I may be QueenofallIsee but you are queen of the understatement! I am v jealous that you have a hot boss as mine is hairy, balding and female (true story) so I would be VU to lick her

HeadFairy Mon 15-Jul-13 15:26:33

Why don't you accidentally "spill" something down his top, it'll give you an excuse to offer grin

DramaAlpaca Mon 15-Jul-13 15:27:29

How on earth do you get any work done?

grin

DameDeepRedBetty Mon 15-Jul-13 15:27:53

You win the prize for most intriguing thread title of the day grin

PudseyDuck Mon 15-Jul-13 15:35:39

HeadFairy Hmmmm, interesting.. an 'accidental' spillage! I'm actually just drinking some blackcurrant juice at the moment.. maybe it could end up ten feet away all over his shirt!

Drama I don't know, I really don't. On days that he's looking particularly sexy I actally don't get much done at all.

He's a member of the health club that I swim at every day. I told him that I'm going swimming after work today to which he replied 'sounds like a good idea, I might go for a swim later as well' shock.

Dahlen Mon 15-Jul-13 15:37:37

Are you both single? wink

PudseyDuck Mon 15-Jul-13 15:38:58

Dahlen Yes wink

flamingtoaster Mon 15-Jul-13 15:40:07

Dahlen has asked the all important question. If you are both single who knows what might happen when swimming later. How good a swimmer are you? Could you perhaps ask his advice as to how to improve your stroke .............

LimitedEditionLady Mon 15-Jul-13 15:40:31

Lol haha go for it....i dare you...

Dahlen Mon 15-Jul-13 15:41:12

Definitely go for a swim - we want an update later. grin

Dahlen Mon 15-Jul-13 15:41:54

Is there anyone else in the office? Perhaps he's performing a slow strip tease for you...

Bogeyface Mon 15-Jul-13 15:42:38

breast stroke? grin

NewAtThisMalarky Mon 15-Jul-13 15:43:07

Maybe you should offer to help him practice his breast stroke..

PudseyDuck Mon 15-Jul-13 15:43:41

I'm a very good swimmer but I guess I could feign a bit of a drowning.

Wishing I'd bought my more flattering halterneck bikini now rather than my sporty Speedo tankini. But that'd have meant sorting out my bush whereas my tankini covers a multitude of sins grin

NewAtThisMalarky Mon 15-Jul-13 15:43:42

Cross posted!

GoshlyoHeavens Mon 15-Jul-13 15:44:54

How would you feel if he was posting this about you?

PudseyDuck Mon 15-Jul-13 15:45:16

There's me, him and two other people in the office. I'm kind of wishing they'd fuck off home but I don't know why. I know that if it were just me and him I'd end up getting all tongue tied and making a twat of myself. I

Notafoodbabyanymore Mon 15-Jul-13 15:46:02

I need to know the outcome of the joint swim. OP, I hope you realise that you're committed to this thread now - we will require an update! grin

Dahlen Mon 15-Jul-13 15:46:13

Goshly - I think she'd be over there helping him out of his shirt... grin

PudseyDuck Mon 15-Jul-13 15:46:22

Goshly I'd be made up TBH. very bad feminist

PedantMarina Mon 15-Jul-13 15:46:52

>shamelessly place-marking<

carolthesecretary Mon 15-Jul-13 15:46:53

Ha ha ha!

Those were the days. Ogling in the office...

PudseyDuck Mon 15-Jul-13 15:47:19

Notafoodbabyanymore I realise that. I'll be sure to update later on unless I'm too busy shagging my hot boss of course

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