to ask you to share the worst t-shirt slogans you have seen...

(145 Posts)
captainBeaky Tue 09-Jul-13 17:18:24

At a very child orientated event recently a grandma was wearing a t-shirt stating "Sex, drugs and Sausage rolls". I found it quite gross to be honest, but also very funny. Do you have others?

MrsGrowbag Thu 11-Jul-13 22:23:35

A girl in my DS class, when they were about 9, turned up to a party in a t-shirt with "small but perfectly formed" emblazoned across her chest. Just horrible.

I think I'm starting to see a damn fine argument for traditional gender roles to continue: women responsible for laundry means good taste will prevail eventually*

*who said feminists have no sense of humour grin

HeffalumpTheFlump Thu 11-Jul-13 22:14:19
HeffalumpTheFlump Thu 11-Jul-13 22:11:14

DH had a tshirt that read "Forget MySpace, get on My Face". Funnily enough there was a tragic laundry related incident from which it never recovered. Very sad sad

grin

Helovesmehelovesmenot Thu 11-Jul-13 21:35:26

I saw a baby grow vest thing on the Internet saying " hung like a 5 year old" how is that at all appropriate?

A Bristolian YABU

For when that one's in the wash

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 11-Jul-13 21:23:15

This one's a fave of mine

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 11-Jul-13 21:19:30

I *need* this one grin

<homesick>

Your name should me FrankellyMoiDearrrOiDontGiveADamn grin

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 11-Jul-13 21:13:09

Oh god I love those t-shirts grin I'm from Bristol (dont live there anymore) and "Smoove your Dog" has cracked me up grin grin

I like most of these Bristol sayings, but particularly pick ee out the stingers

Dh used to have one with a big picture of two walnuts on it - underneath it said 'rub my nuts for good luck' - used to get him a bit of attention grin

i've told him he's too old for such things now

acsr1987 Thu 11-Jul-13 20:08:07

"last night a BJ saved my life"
worn by a 60 somthing year old man walking around a family museum

larlemucker Thu 11-Jul-13 19:47:59

Shopping for bibs on ebay, there was one that said I'm with the MILF - so so wrong

lustybusty Thu 11-Jul-13 19:38:31

I have a couple of mildly inappropriate ones:
A vest top, with a series of up arrows and the text "my face is up here" (yes, I am large of nork!)
Another:
Clowns
<- <- <-
Jokers
-> -> ->

And one I didn't buy (but only cos they wouldn't star it out:
Vegetarian: prehistoric for shit at hunting
(Done dictionary entry style)

bimbabirba Thu 11-Jul-13 19:29:36

I love my tshirt with "weapons of mass distraction" across my boobs grin

ElephantsAndMiasmas Thu 11-Jul-13 19:15:47

"How long does it take a woman to come? I don't care."

I've often pondered whether he was trying to say he was gay, or what.

BikeRunSki Thu 11-Jul-13 18:43:25

I once wore a T shirt that said:

LIFE for a limited period only

to an old people's home, inadvertendtly
I was rather embarrassed when I realized and hoped no one would notice.

Not offensive but rather funny, a baby grow vest thing with an iPod symbol on the front and slogan "iPoo'd" and across the bum said "downloading" grin

Apileofballyhoo Thu 11-Jul-13 18:02:21

In Little Italy NYC we spotted "Fuck you, you fucking fuck". Made us laugh. Not very wearable though.

runningonwillpower Thu 11-Jul-13 17:59:20

Only today I saw -

'Fart Loading....

......just wait.'

There's classy

OwlinaTree Thu 11-Jul-13 17:51:47

this is fab!

I saw one in town today and thought of this thread!

"I Eat Pussy
Like Fat Girls Eat cake" shock

I am fat and was eating cake (well a granola bar from costa) too blush

Twat.

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