to ask you to share the worst t-shirt slogans you have seen...

(145 Posts)
captainBeaky Tue 09-Jul-13 17:18:24

At a very child orientated event recently a grandma was wearing a t-shirt stating "Sex, drugs and Sausage rolls". I found it quite gross to be honest, but also very funny. Do you have others?

BikeRunSki Thu 11-Jul-13 18:43:25

I once wore a T shirt that said:

LIFE for a limited period only

to an old people's home, inadvertendtly
I was rather embarrassed when I realized and hoped no one would notice.

ElephantsAndMiasmas Thu 11-Jul-13 19:15:47

"How long does it take a woman to come? I don't care."

I've often pondered whether he was trying to say he was gay, or what.

bimbabirba Thu 11-Jul-13 19:29:36

I love my tshirt with "weapons of mass distraction" across my boobs grin

lustybusty Thu 11-Jul-13 19:38:31

I have a couple of mildly inappropriate ones:
A vest top, with a series of up arrows and the text "my face is up here" (yes, I am large of nork!)
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And one I didn't buy (but only cos they wouldn't star it out:
Vegetarian: prehistoric for shit at hunting
(Done dictionary entry style)

larlemucker Thu 11-Jul-13 19:47:59

Shopping for bibs on ebay, there was one that said I'm with the MILF - so so wrong

acsr1987 Thu 11-Jul-13 20:08:07

"last night a BJ saved my life"
worn by a 60 somthing year old man walking around a family museum

BadgersRetreat Thu 11-Jul-13 20:51:12

Dh used to have one with a big picture of two walnuts on it - underneath it said 'rub my nuts for good luck' - used to get him a bit of attention grin

i've told him he's too old for such things now

I like most of these Bristol sayings, but particularly pick ee out the stingers

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 11-Jul-13 21:13:09

Oh god I love those t-shirts grin I'm from Bristol (dont live there anymore) and "Smoove your Dog" has cracked me up grin grin

Your name should me FrankellyMoiDearrrOiDontGiveADamn grin

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 11-Jul-13 21:19:30

I *need* this one grin


This one's a fave of mine

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 11-Jul-13 21:23:15

Compulsory for every Bristolian

For when that one's in the wash

A Bristolian YABU

Helovesmehelovesmenot Thu 11-Jul-13 21:35:26

I saw a baby grow vest thing on the Internet saying " hung like a 5 year old" how is that at all appropriate?

HeffalumpTheFlump Thu 11-Jul-13 22:11:14

DH had a tshirt that read "Forget MySpace, get on My Face". Funnily enough there was a tragic laundry related incident from which it never recovered. Very sad sad


HeffalumpTheFlump Thu 11-Jul-13 22:14:19

This one made me properly laugh:

I think I'm starting to see a damn fine argument for traditional gender roles to continue: women responsible for laundry means good taste will prevail eventually*

*who said feminists have no sense of humour grin

MrsGrowbag Thu 11-Jul-13 22:23:35

A girl in my DS class, when they were about 9, turned up to a party in a t-shirt with "small but perfectly formed" emblazoned across her chest. Just horrible.

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