To ask you where to bury/hide the body

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

Since I'm not going to LTB, I have cryogenically frozen DH until a cure for annoy-the-wife-itus is found. In the meantime where can I bury/hide him that won't raise suspicions?

Tia

[SantanaLopez]

Madame Tussauds?

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

Might be an issue with getting him there on public transport...

[ItsAllGoingToBeFine]

Have you tried asking Siri?

[ColinFirthsGirth]

You could pop him somewhere in your house and use him as a coat hook.

[dementedma]

Whack him with a hammer until he shatter a into tiny shards then keep in a shoe box

[soaccidentprone]

Shop window display as a dummy?

[Flossiechops]

No idea but can you tell me how you do it so I can freeze my twat of a husband too?!

[ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged]

Ask Jeeves

[missorinoco]

Take inspiration from Star Wars, and put him on a wall as your favorite display. When questioned, laugh and say you have frozen him in carbonite. No one will believe you actually did it.

[Tee2072]

I have plans for my patio slabs and my husband some days.

Would you care to come see if it will suit? Then you can say he's away on business.

[babybearsmummy]

Strap sme wheels and a motor to him and send him round with the Hoover? May as well make use while you still have him

[ipswichwitch]

Prop him up in the local park with an upturned hat in front and claim he's a human statue. They stay still for a very long time. It has the added bonus of making you some money while you wait for science to cure him of the annoying tendencies

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

Siri wants to offer me a metal foundry.

Tiny shards in a shoe box might work if i was any good at jigzaws (for when i find the cure)

The statue in a park sounds good, maybe I could use him as a bird feeder?

[flummoxedlummox]

Put him beside a window, one where he'd be out of the way. That way you'd never get burgled.

[OnTheNingNangNong]

I always think of the patio, it's plenty big enough.

[Nagoo]

Steal your neighbour's wheelie bin.

[WafflyVersatile]

Sit him cross-legged outside a tube station with an empty coffee cup in front of him and watch everyone carefully not see him.

[GrimmaTheNome]

Lying on the sofa - if you can get the TV remote into his frozen hand.

[Pennyacrossthehall]

WafflyVersatile Sit him cross-legged outside a tube station with an empty coffee cup in front of him and watch everyone carefully not see him.

The winner.

[ivykaty44]

text all your friends and ask for their ideas?

[DespicableMa]

Put him in IKEA, in one of their bedroom displays. You can buy some new glasses and more bag clip thingys when you pick him up!

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

Ooh nagoo I could do that, my neighbour is away.

waffly definatey a winner!

And if I stick him in the wheely bin I can get him there on the train.

[Binkyridesagain]

In the middle of a large roundabout, it's best if you can find an overgrown one as no one will see you digging the hole

[headlesslambrini]

Do you like Christmas? If so, then stick some tinsel on him, a couple of baubles, a fairy on top and a string of lights flashing

At least he won't drop any needles and you can tell your friends that you are road-testing the very latest in Christmas trees for next year.