not often very angry but been talking to lovely girlfriend this afternoon.

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marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:22:40

She and her DH are the same age as us - 50+. Her DH has behaved disgracefully after 25 years of marriage. I have met the cuckold -she hasn't AIBU to call her the stumpy cunt. She is short - so cross, so very cross. The DC are 22, 19, 15 and 12. The stumpy c is 31 - 9 when their eldest was born. He is a monster dick btw - grrrrrrrrr and I'm not one of MNet's big swearers!!! [Angry]recurringm. Their eldest isn't the monster - red mist got in the way.

MacaYoniandCheese Sun 23-Jun-13 23:54:24

While not whole.

MacaYoniandCheese Sun 23-Jun-13 23:53:22

YANBU. I would be spitting mad if this was happening to dear friends...Is she going to be OK?

Whole I'm not fond of the word cunt and the husband is undoubtedly an ASSHOLE of the highest order, I definitely reserve a special kind of wrath for the type of woman that thinks it's OK to take up with a married man with children, it doesn't matter what he's done before...you just Don't. Go. There angry.

NoelHeadbands Sun 23-Jun-13 23:48:23

God I think I'd rather he had the affair sad

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 23:46:51

Thank god when dh had a mid life crisis he treated himself to a GWizz sad

UptheChimney Sun 23-Jun-13 23:42:10

I have a friend who's exH has done much the same thing. 50 or thereabouts, taken up with a 30 year old. I was friends with them as a couple so it's just bewildering to see the disintegration if their family.

My explanation is that aliens have taken over the brain and body of my friend's ex. Because he's not the man I've known for 15 years. This version of him is a pathetic banal cliche. He may as well have bought a red sports car as well as running away. And apparently he's "too busy" to have his 10 yo DS on visits until September.

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 23:41:58

Stumpy cunt
Monster dick
Dwarfish interlope
Gnomeo and juliet (shudders - close)

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 23-Jun-13 23:41:19

HTH but I hope you've got plenty of food for thought too - your friend needs a friend who can help her get some sense of perspective now. It's waaay too easy to shift the blame....

I totally understand Married. When a friend's DH was found to be cheating it was much easier to blame it all on the OW as we didn't know her and hadn't invested years in friendship with her. You know that he equally to blame though really?

You sound a fantastic loyal friend smile

AudrinaAdare Sun 23-Jun-13 23:39:19

Good. That's what we're about smile

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 23:36:05

You lot have me in fits now.

AudrinaAdare Sun 23-Jun-13 23:33:57

"dwarfish interloper" grin

ProphetOfDoom Sun 23-Jun-13 23:32:16

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StuntGirl Sun 23-Jun-13 23:30:47

BOF grin

op you may well feel some sense of betrayal from your twatty friend but he is 100% to blame for sticking his cock elsewhere. You and his ex would do well to work out how to progress with life without this pitiful wankstain in your lives.

Monster Dick sounds like a real catch, I can understand why your friend would want him back. Stumpy Cunt clearly used all of her attractive wiles, because all Stumpy Cunts are stunners, to steal this man away unwillingly from his wife.

BOF Sun 23-Jun-13 23:26:15

Stumpycunt and Monsterdick sound like a couple of TV detectives. I'd watch that show.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 23-Jun-13 23:21:42

Hopefully, when the dust settles, you and your friend will be able to pity Stumpy Cunt as she has won the amazing prize of a man she knows full well to be a cheating bastard.

What a lucky girl eh hmm

Justfornowitwilldo Sun 23-Jun-13 23:20:36

Be fair though, if you are close to both people in couple, for years, and one leaves the relationship for a much younger lover, it it easier to blame that younger lover. It is easier to blame someone you don't know that believe that someone you've known and loved for years has done something so awful. Even if we were talking about three men, it would still be natural instinct to blame the interloper.

apostropheuse Sun 23-Jun-13 23:19:10

AIBU to be laughing very hard at this thread?

Some of the responses on here are hilarious.

ProphetOfDoom Sun 23-Jun-13 23:18:51

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scarlettanager Sun 23-Jun-13 23:18:35

I bet stumpycunt is a scrounger on jsa too

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 23:17:29

let'sfacethemusic you made me laugh!

AnyFucker Sun 23-Jun-13 23:16:13

I know

why doesn't OP and her friend kill the stumpy cunt

so nobber husband can come home again, and everybody is happy

AnyFucker Sun 23-Jun-13 23:15:22

depressing thought innit, sgb

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 23-Jun-13 23:13:42

Oh jeez - I've got to try to get rid of the mental image of Mr Monster Dick and Ms Stumpy Cunt out of my head now.

Pass the brain bleach someone please....

ExcuseTypos Sun 23-Jun-13 23:13:18

The Op has called the man a 'bastard utter bastard', and 'a monster dick' so I don't think the OW is getting all the blame here. She's also said she's sorry she's inarticulate as she is so angry.

I felt the same when my best friend told me her H was having an affair. I felt anger towards the H and the OW and I called them both names. I think it's quite natural in the heat of the moment.

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