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not often very angry but been talking to lovely girlfriend this afternoon.

(90 Posts)
marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:22:40

She and her DH are the same age as us - 50+. Her DH has behaved disgracefully after 25 years of marriage. I have met the cuckold -she hasn't AIBU to call her the stumpy cunt. She is short - so cross, so very cross. The DC are 22, 19, 15 and 12. The stumpy c is 31 - 9 when their eldest was born. He is a monster dick btw - grrrrrrrrr and I'm not one of MNet's big swearers!!! [Angry]recurringm. Their eldest isn't the monster - red mist got in the way.

BOF Sun 23-Jun-13 23:26:15

Stumpycunt and Monsterdick sound like a couple of TV detectives. I'd watch that show.

Monster Dick sounds like a real catch, I can understand why your friend would want him back. Stumpy Cunt clearly used all of her attractive wiles, because all Stumpy Cunts are stunners, to steal this man away unwillingly from his wife.

StuntGirl Sun 23-Jun-13 23:30:47

BOF grin

op you may well feel some sense of betrayal from your twatty friend but he is 100% to blame for sticking his cock elsewhere. You and his ex would do well to work out how to progress with life without this pitiful wankstain in your lives.

ProphetOfDoom Sun 23-Jun-13 23:32:16

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AudrinaAdare Sun 23-Jun-13 23:33:57

"dwarfish interloper" grin

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 23:36:05

You lot have me in fits now.

AudrinaAdare Sun 23-Jun-13 23:39:19

Good. That's what we're about smile

I totally understand Married. When a friend's DH was found to be cheating it was much easier to blame it all on the OW as we didn't know her and hadn't invested years in friendship with her. You know that he equally to blame though really?

You sound a fantastic loyal friend smile

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 23-Jun-13 23:41:19

HTH but I hope you've got plenty of food for thought too - your friend needs a friend who can help her get some sense of perspective now. It's waaay too easy to shift the blame....

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 23:41:58

Stumpy cunt
Monster dick
Dwarfish interlope
Gnomeo and juliet (shudders - close)

UptheChimney Sun 23-Jun-13 23:42:10

I have a friend who's exH has done much the same thing. 50 or thereabouts, taken up with a 30 year old. I was friends with them as a couple so it's just bewildering to see the disintegration if their family.

My explanation is that aliens have taken over the brain and body of my friend's ex. Because he's not the man I've known for 15 years. This version of him is a pathetic banal cliche. He may as well have bought a red sports car as well as running away. And apparently he's "too busy" to have his 10 yo DS on visits until September.

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 23:46:51

Thank god when dh had a mid life crisis he treated himself to a GWizz sad

NoelHeadbands Sun 23-Jun-13 23:48:23

God I think I'd rather he had the affair sad

MacaYoniandCheese Sun 23-Jun-13 23:53:22

YANBU. I would be spitting mad if this was happening to dear friends...Is she going to be OK?

Whole I'm not fond of the word cunt and the husband is undoubtedly an ASSHOLE of the highest order, I definitely reserve a special kind of wrath for the type of woman that thinks it's OK to take up with a married man with children, it doesn't matter what he's done before...you just Don't. Go. There angry.

MacaYoniandCheese Sun 23-Jun-13 23:54:24

While not whole.

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