not often very angry but been talking to lovely girlfriend this afternoon.

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marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:22:40

She and her DH are the same age as us - 50+. Her DH has behaved disgracefully after 25 years of marriage. I have met the cuckold -she hasn't AIBU to call her the stumpy cunt. She is short - so cross, so very cross. The DC are 22, 19, 15 and 12. The stumpy c is 31 - 9 when their eldest was born. He is a monster dick btw - grrrrrrrrr and I'm not one of MNet's big swearers!!! [Angry]recurringm. Their eldest isn't the monster - red mist got in the way.

Shakey1500 Sun 23-Jun-13 22:23:32

Eh?

hurricanewyn Sun 23-Jun-13 22:24:26

Has your friend's husband left to go off with a 31 year old?

LastTangoInDevonshire Sun 23-Jun-13 22:25:04

Someone managed to get out tonight !

badtime Sun 23-Jun-13 22:25:40

Your post makes no sense. The 'cuckold' is the person who is cheated on, for example.

tupuedes Sun 23-Jun-13 22:26:00

Come again, who's got a monster dick?

Remotecontrolduck Sun 23-Jun-13 22:26:23

You ok?

wine?

AnyFucker Sun 23-Jun-13 22:27:57

are you pissed ?

Tabliope Sun 23-Jun-13 22:29:47

Yes, isn't the wife the cuckold in this situation? Not the OW. No one knows what goes in someone else's marriage. No one's business but theirs. Not good to throw 25 years away but it happens. All you can do is be a support for her. No point being angry at him or the OW.

squeakytoy Sun 23-Jun-13 22:29:50

pardon?

TeamEdward Sun 23-Jun-13 22:30:44

Is this paraphrasing correct OP?

My friend and her husband are 50+ and have been married for 25 years. He had cheated on her, leaving her for a very short 31yr old.
^I am angry on my friends behalf. Their DC are 22, 19, 15 and 12. The other woman is 31 - so was9 when their eldest was born.
The husband is a monster dick.^

amothersplaceisinthewrong Sun 23-Jun-13 22:31:53

Did you get this translated by Babelfish or something, because it makes absolutely no sense?

Branleuse Sun 23-Jun-13 22:32:19

oh!

Numberlock Sun 23-Jun-13 22:33:13

My interpretation.

OP's friend's husband is 50, having affair with 31 year old who's of diminutive stature.

Eldest chikd (22)has kicked off about it and attacked father?

RevoltingPeasant Sun 23-Jun-13 22:34:09

TeamE I think so, and the AIBU is am I being U to call the OW the stumpy cunt, because she is short?

In which case YABU to call her that, as she can't help being short, but YANBU to call her the evil home-wrecking cunt.

Hth!

FeegleFion Sun 23-Jun-13 22:34:58

I couldn't even guess at what you're trying to say, OP.

notjustamummythankyou Sun 23-Jun-13 22:34:58

Has the eldest child done something aggressive or violent? Who had the red mist? ?

RevoltingPeasant Sun 23-Jun-13 22:36:33

Number the eldest thing is about the wording making it sound like the eldest DC is the monster dick whereas it is in fact the H. It's a self-correction.

I think.

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:36:46

Yes, thank you team Edward - that's it to a tee. So cross the red mist got in the way. Bastard - utter bastard - led astray by a stumpy cunt. Total waste of family life - this is the man who wrote about the joy of love granted by his family.

Sallyingforth Sun 23-Jun-13 22:37:41

If your OP was a video I'd be asking for subtitles.

RevoltingPeasant Sun 23-Jun-13 22:37:50

Red mist is explaining the accidental ref to eldest DC as a monster. OP has the red mist, hence incoherence.

Think OP may have had one or two other things as well, ahem!

ChippingInWiredOnCoffee Sun 23-Jun-13 22:37:55

I clearly haven't had enough wine

Ledkr Sun 23-Jun-13 22:38:33

Tall people can also be cunts you know.

My translation is that 50year old discovers oldest cuckoo (31) its rather a stumpy species, but at such a great age for a cuckoo you would expect this, it was found using a monster dick as a perch, which IMO is a good perch to use, it would help to reduce the stress on its possibly arthritic feet.

RevoltingPeasant Sun 23-Jun-13 22:38:37

Sorry if you haven't been on the vino, OP!!

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