To think MNHQ are a big old bunch of hairy wombat bums?

(86 Posts)
HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 16:45:22

biscuit

Ahhh, so cute !

LilRedWG Fri 21-Jun-13 16:59:31

I've missed the bat!

musickeepsmesane Fri 21-Jun-13 16:59:44

so I read 'size 8 pneumatic boots' My first thought was a pretty vacant "eh?" Then I thought "that might be handy"
Seriously think I need to get out more for gin

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:01:32

<lures Helen with gin>

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:02:52

Oh I didn't see Helen up thread.

She's a bit sneaky.

OliviaMMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 21-Jun-13 17:03:24

musickeepsmesane

Really? I picture them as more sophisticated, high heeled gin soaked ladies who enjoy a naice ham sandwich

I am very high of heel
<hides hooves knackered from cliched ballerinas>

Tiredmumno1 Fri 21-Jun-13 17:03:33

Wombat bums grin

musickeepsmesane Fri 21-Jun-13 17:03:54

I showed my 10 year old the thread title. He shook his head and wandered off grin

StuntGirl Fri 21-Jun-13 17:05:06

Batter your cod?! What on earth are you up to honey?

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:05:29

Quick lock the door. Olivia is here as well.

Maryz Fri 21-Jun-13 17:05:38

Is there any particular reason for this thread?

Or was it just something that you have been thinking about for a while?

musickeepsmesane Fri 21-Jun-13 17:06:13

Oops. bum, bum, bum. He wandered back. He is very clever and despite never having used a social site he has figured out we all have nicknames and now knows mine........

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 17:06:31

I've got some left over cider. So am doing fish and chips stuntgirl.

I think she's gone usual

So, what did you say ?

Go'an, go'an, go'an

<Mrs Doyle with a cuppa brew grin >

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 21-Jun-13 17:07:53

Ahem grin

StuntGirl Fri 21-Jun-13 17:08:05

My mind went to a far more peverse place honey grin

wharrgarbl Fri 21-Jun-13 17:10:01

I thought it was a euphemism...

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:10:30

Meet me on the drunk thread about 10. wink

RiotsNotDiets Fri 21-Jun-13 17:10:54

Juggling My midwife actually did that Mrs Doyle thing during the pushing stage! Every time I hear someone say it (or see someone write it) I cross my legs.

<throws bun so as to not completely derail the thread>

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:10:59

Quick lock the door. Olivia is here as well.

usualsuspect Fri 21-Jun-13 17:12:00

MNHQ will be all pissed asleep by then.

HoneyDragon Fri 21-Jun-13 17:12:35

Hello Helen

Can I interest you in some slightly flat Lidl cider you old soak?

Maryz Fri 21-Jun-13 17:12:41

<offers Helen coughdrops>

That's funny Riots grin
I wish mine had been half as funny and encouraging.

Will Helen be in bed by 10 then usual ?

If we ply her with enough flat LIDL cider gin ? grin

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