To serve a beautiful slow cooked joint of best brisket......

(39 Posts)
YNK Sun 16-Jun-13 12:15:06

........after the bastard dog has stolen half of it from the serving plate on the kitchen counter!
I don't think it's been slobbered on, it was more of a hit and run!
I'm bloody fuming!

MagzFarqharson Mon 17-Jun-13 00:18:39

Thanks OP and all contributors to this thread for a much-needed chuckle tonight grin

SirBoobAlot Mon 17-Jun-13 00:13:13

Gay40 grin

I dunno... I might have served it up, as long as I got the bit the furthest away from the dog bites... blush

Gay40 grin

ChipsNEggs Sun 16-Jun-13 22:51:02

When I was a teenager I made dinner for me and my bro. While serving up the dog jumped up and was keenly licking the beans on my quickly reassigned his plate. I rearranged them and served it to him without a word.

Lazy git should have made his own dinner.

He's still alive BTW.

Gay40 Sun 16-Jun-13 22:10:18

If I could lick my own arse, I wouldn't be sat on here debating brisket, that's for sure.

Fakebook Sun 16-Jun-13 16:41:35

Eurgh. Another reason to dislike dogs.

OHforDUCKScake Sun 16-Jun-13 16:19:46

Id still eat it.

Calabria Sun 16-Jun-13 15:32:13

Reminds me of a posh party at a relative's house years ago (1960's). We were staying over so were there for the preparation and Mum overheard the daughter of the house say to our hostess. "You're right there is a mouse in the cellar, there are footprints on the salmon mousse". "Never mind" says our hostess "When it's covered in aspic jelly no one will notice". shock

Mum didn't eat any and made sure that we didn't either.

Are you my xMiL? She has served up stew the dog had eaten off the top of, she just scraped a bit more off the top, and an apple pie that a rat hand been gnawing on as she had it outside to cool. Amongst other things.

Thankfully my SIL warned me what not to eat. Her grubby sons dug in regardless.

LittleDonkeyKong Sun 16-Jun-13 14:53:50

Sounds like when I was a kid our cat was found licking my dads plate of food, mum just put it in the microwave ready for him to warm up without even giving it a 2nd thought but then my mum didn't like my dad very much! I would serve it

SunMoonStarship Sun 16-Jun-13 14:53:13

Disgusting! YABU

LST Sun 16-Jun-13 14:48:45

Wouldn't bother me or most of the people I know.

Loulybelle Sun 16-Jun-13 14:15:34

Meh, eat the untouched bits, my mum gives my stepdad all the bits that gets drop on the floor, done him no harm yet.

Ashoething Sun 16-Jun-13 14:12:55

Of course you can still serve it! wouldn't bother me one jot but I am a bit minging.

SueDoku Sun 16-Jun-13 14:10:32

Ah, go eat and enjoy OP grin Trim off any bits that have been nibbled and then ignore the hygiene-obsessed and dish up... <Ends any chance of asking another MNetter round for a meal...> Enjoy a glass of wine as well.

helenthemadex Sun 16-Jun-13 14:01:20

I may serve it but would go vegetarian for the day grin

A dog can lick it's own anus. exactly

Ledkr Sun 16-Jun-13 13:53:54

If not eat it if a dig had even breathed on it tbh.
Not too partial to our canine friends.

McNewPants2013 Sun 16-Jun-13 13:52:32

Yuk, no way would I eat it.

technodad Sun 16-Jun-13 13:50:21

A dog can lick it's own anus.

Enough said!

Yum yum!

Ledkr Sun 16-Jun-13 13:41:13

salmo yes it has, when I worked in a and e we were told to always do a tetanus fit dog bites ugh
Op have you decided? Are you currently eating it <vomits>

angusandelspethsthistlewhistle Sun 16-Jun-13 13:12:24

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Salmotrutta Sun 16-Jun-13 12:59:01

I'm sure I read somewhere that a dogs mouth has one of the highest concentrations of bacteria compared to anything else?

I wouldn't eat it.

Ledkr Sun 16-Jun-13 12:54:53

Ugh I couldn't eat it no.
I hope you booted his arse into the garden!

Floggingmolly Sun 16-Jun-13 12:51:52

He'll have been licking his arse just before slobbering on your joint sad
I'd never forgive anyone who served me dog's arse bacteria as an added condiment with my Sunday dinner.

Oldraver Sun 16-Jun-13 12:47:15

I wouldn't personally want to eat it or serve it, not matter how much I am told me would be ok. To me it would be icky

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