To serve a beautiful slow cooked joint of best brisket......

[YNK]

........after the bastard dog has stolen half of it from the serving plate on the kitchen counter!
I don't think it's been slobbered on, it was more of a hit and run!
I'm bloody fuming!

[Beamur]

Mmm. I wouldn't want to eat dinner that had been in a dogs mouth first..

[glastocat]

Ewww no, you can't!

[Gay40]

Just take off the obviously chewed bits. To be honest, the dog's mouth is probably cleaner than some of your guests' mouths.

[Ruprekt]

I would still serve it!

[glastocat]

God, that's minging!

[RhondaJean]

Yuk. No no dogs mouths can have Ll types of nasties can't they. That's why you need tetanus if they break skin.

Time to ban the dog from the kitchen perhaps?

[Morloth]

Who are you serving it to?

Immediate family (as in me, DH and kids) would do so no worries, close family, I probably would as we are all pretty relaxed.

Not close family, then no.

[YNK]

It's getting served. What they don't know wont harm them! It was carved into (very) thick slices so i think it was only the missing bits that were touched!
At least that's my theory! They are all going Mmmmmmmm, smells lovely, mum. I can't tell them or the dog will die!

[DrGoogleWillSeeYouNow]

Meh, I'd still dish it up.

[Blu]

Oh dear.

Maybe be honest and give your guests the choice?

I would not eat it personally, and I wouldn't give it to DS. There must have been some sort of grabbing, slurping and close contact with the joint as a whole for him to get a chunk off.

[Blu]

[YNK]

There's plenty left, if any of you want to join us!
He is a small terrier who couldn't reach the rest from the chair he climbed on, so I think it's not been touched!
Only immediate family. (I witnessed one of them eating worms when they were a toddler!).

[bettycocker]

Just make sure they don't see this thread.

[Oldraver]

I wouldn't personally want to eat it or serve it, not matter how much I am told me would be ok. To me it would be icky

[Floggingmolly]

He'll have been licking his arse just before slobbering on your joint
I'd never forgive anyone who served me dog's arse bacteria as an added condiment with my Sunday dinner.

[Ledkr]

Ugh I couldn't eat it no.
I hope you booted his arse into the garden!

[Salmotrutta]

I'm sure I read somewhere that a dogs mouth has one of the highest concentrations of bacteria compared to anything else?

I wouldn't eat it.

[Ledkr]

salmo yes it has, when I worked in a and e we were told to always do a tetanus fit dog bites ugh
Op have you decided? Are you currently eating it

[technodad]

A dog can lick it's own anus.

Enough said!

Yum yum!

[McNewPants2013]

Yuk, no way would I eat it.

[Ledkr]

If not eat it if a dig had even breathed on it tbh.
Not too partial to our canine friends.

[helenthemadex]

I may serve it but would go vegetarian for the day

A dog can lick it's own anus. exactly

[SueDoku]

Ah, go eat and enjoy OP Trim off any bits that have been nibbled and then ignore the hygiene-obsessed and dish up... Enjoy a glass of as well.

[Ashoething]

Of course you can still serve it! wouldn't bother me one jot but I am a bit minging.