To want to cause him some injury right now?

(7 Posts)
Souredstones Sun 16-Jun-13 07:03:13

Light hearted one. My beloved husband is laying next to me snoring louder than I think I've ever heard a human being snore in my life. I've pinched his Nose to shut him up and it made him open his mouth and the noise...omg the noise!!!

I wish I could decamp to another room but we are in a hotel right now.

How do I make him shut up without killing him?

iliketea Sun 16-Jun-13 07:06:27

In these situations, I find a 'gentleish' tap on the arm with a loud "sssshhhh" is enough to wake my dh just enough that he stops snoring (and he doesn't even realise i'd done anything).

And YANBU - nothing worse than trying to sleep next to someone that sounds like a pneumatic drill!

wibblyjelly Sun 16-Jun-13 07:27:28

Is he sleeping on his back? When dh starts snoring, I make him roll over. It helps, not much, but enough for me to sleep. (apart from when he is drunk!)

ohcomethefuckon Sun 16-Jun-13 07:28:45

Wake him up, then claim it was his own snoring that woke him, works here!grin

Souredstones Sun 16-Jun-13 07:32:00

No. He's on his front. He snores through his nose on his back and mouth on his front.

I think I'll wake him up. The church down the road has started ringing its bells, I've been up far too long to be making sense and I have a hangover and a full day of music ahead of me.

Men. Bloody pains is what they are!

pour some washing up liquid into his mouth.or cat poo.

ShirazSavedMySanity Sun 16-Jun-13 08:12:11

YADNBU. DH snores. A lot. I have lost around 16 hours sleep this week listening to him as he has a cold. The noise. Oh, the noise. And the nose popping noises.

Dig him in the ribs. Hard

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