AIBU to smoke pot while cleaning house?

(85 Posts)
TheGreenGreenLadyOfOld Fri 17-May-13 16:31:18

My house, obviously, just to be clear! And I go outside to do it so the house isn't danky.
I do it for two reasons.
The first is because I have a chronic condition that can be painful, having a bit first means I ache less and can work harder for longer.The second reason is that housework is so routine it doesn't require much thought. It is a great time to let the mind wander, and let the body get on with the work.

Yeah, it helps with the paranoia if the place is spotless.

MammaTJ Fri 17-May-13 16:34:24

What an 'interesting' first post.

biscuit < in case you get the munchies.

overprotection Fri 17-May-13 16:36:05

Funnily enough this is about the most sensible thread I've read on here today.

lolaflores Fri 17-May-13 16:36:28

Could I ask whether you would post the same question thus

"AIBU to drink whiskey/vodka/gin/wine whilst doing the house work."

I understand you have a medical condition but the other reason to zone out the tedium of house work is flimsy to say the least.
I don't really know why you are asking this

Of Corse you are been unreasonable!

Jesus. Why are cleaning the house?!

Be high for all I care but the cleaning?!

While you are at it, have a Jeffery

Iwantmybed Fri 17-May-13 16:37:38

It's the best way to do housework.

ElectricSoftParade Fri 17-May-13 16:37:59

YANBU.

StuntGirl Fri 17-May-13 16:38:23

overprotection grin

Iwantmybed Fri 17-May-13 16:38:23

Lol at Jeffery

LoveItLongTime Fri 17-May-13 16:38:39

I don't think you're being unreasonable at all. Enjoy!

You are, however, BU for starting this thread, as it will ruin your buzz

TheGreenGreenLadyOfOld Fri 17-May-13 16:38:48

MammaTJ, I have been here for a long while, just changed names for the thread. I have been here long enough to know just how emotive some people can find the subject!

CharlieUniformNovemberTango Fri 17-May-13 16:40:42

I never knew Pot made you clean?

Ponders how to score some

lolaflores Fri 17-May-13 16:40:54

Do the housework. Don't do the house work. Why let a substance in on the decision or the act.

You can really be arsed to clean after smoking weed?
Go for it then.

ElectricSoftParade Fri 17-May-13 16:43:32

While I rarely smoke it these days, when I do I find the tedium of housework just a bit more enjoyable.

Judging by the state of my hovel I should get some. sad

BeCool Fri 17-May-13 16:44:24

You must play some funky music too - what are you listening to?

TheGreenGreenLadyOfOld Fri 17-May-13 16:49:17

I am normally a person who is easily distracted. I get side-tracked when I an three quarters of the way through a job. I can end up with 5 or 6 jobs done part ways, but nothing truly finished.
When I smoke, I get super focused, detail oriented, and have crazy stamina.
I go all 'Anthea Turner' and I can do the house top to bottom in three hours. I even dust buster the curtains and wipe the skirting boards!

TheGreenGreenLadyOfOld Fri 17-May-13 16:51:10

blush I usually end up listening to urban, busting out my middle aged white mum dance moves.

Sparhawk Fri 17-May-13 16:56:04

When I smoked weed I was barely able to open a packet of crisps, let alone clean a house. In fact, I still can't clean the house and I don't smoke it anymore. grin Maybe I just suck at cleaning.

musicposy Fri 17-May-13 16:59:24

You can do the house top to bottom in 3 hours? Send me some! (or come and do mine, in which case I don't care how stoned you are grin )

YoniMontanasLittleFriend Fri 17-May-13 18:13:21

YABU but if you are listening to cypress hill and gangster walking around the house with your hoover then YANBU

LadyBeagleEyes Fri 17-May-13 18:20:35

I very occasionally have a smoke Op, and I'm the same as you.
My housework vastly improves, and yes I agree i get super focused and detail oriented.
It's been nearly a year since I had a joint though.
And my house is a tip, maybe I should get some in.

I used to smoke it and the last thing I wanted to do was clean.

This was when I was younger too.

MadameBlavatsky Fri 17-May-13 18:25:11

Are you sure that you've not got speed and weed mixed up..? grin

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