To think a lot of the women on The Apprentice look...

(150 Posts)
hermioneweasley Thu 16-May-13 20:20:48

....a bit porn star-y? Masses of fake hair, nails, loads of make up, lip gloss. Yikes! I don't know any senior women at work who look remotely like that.

Oh, and Karen Brady has upgraded her hair stylist this season, no?

Bumpotato Fri 17-May-13 00:53:09

Good God, no. The corrupting I don't mind but spare me the details hands over ears singing lalala

squoosh Fri 17-May-13 00:45:27

Believe me, I could corrupt him. Not sure his sister would like to hear the actual details though! grin

Bumpotato Fri 17-May-13 00:08:34

Plenty of others have tried...though it would be fun having another Mnetter at my weekend piss ups BBQs!

squoosh Fri 17-May-13 00:05:37

He does sound very worthy, I can help him fix that!

Bumpotato Fri 17-May-13 00:00:10

Lol he turn down Hollister in order to volunteer in an old folks' home. He now works part time with a SEN young adult, helping him be independent so he can leave home in the future.

Worthy, I tell you though he gets his looks from big sis

squoosh Thu 16-May-13 23:51:55

Hollister model who also works as doctor for Médecins Sans Frontières, he sounds horrendous!!

<steps on Bumpotato's head to get to her brother>

munchkinmaster Thu 16-May-13 23:51:55
munchkinmaster Thu 16-May-13 23:45:51

DH says Usma looks like the bo selecta version of Brittany spears

Bumpotato Thu 16-May-13 23:41:38

grin Squoosh ... He's currently a medical student and wants to work in third world countries/war zones when he qualifies.

He's just so....worthy. I'm beginning to wonder if he's even actually related to me hmm

GetOrfMoiLand Thu 16-May-13 23:40:48

Perhaps she was called Lorenzo grin

notnowbernard Thu 16-May-13 23:40:06

Lorraine?

GetOrfMoiLand Thu 16-May-13 23:39:35

Anyway she was in her late 30s and wasn't particularly well groomed, but did well.

GetOrfMoiLand Thu 16-May-13 23:38:46

What about that rather nice albeit petulant looking woman (we all said she needed to wash her hair and stop wearing red lipstick mind you) who did well one year, I think when Stella won. Story about her swinging with her husband came out at the time whic I thought was AWFUL for her.

Mumsyblouse Thu 16-May-13 23:36:37

They all have the same team of stylists/make up artists so naturally they'll end up with the same look.

But why are they all styled to look like they are on TOWIE? They weren't in previous years (Saira- did anyone see her very touching documentary about adopting an abandoned baby from Pakistan?)

The Badger would not have been persuaded into hair extensions. No.

squoosh Thu 16-May-13 23:33:53

Ummmmm, I've always been interested in Quakerism, do you think your brother might be free to give some one on one instruction on this matter?

Bumpotato Thu 16-May-13 23:31:27

That made me giggle. My brother is a Quaker and has model good looks ...he's been approached by model agencies and gasp Hollister!

They all have the same team of stylists/make up artists so naturally they'll end up with the same look.

notnowbernard Thu 16-May-13 23:25:14

Bumpotato, no of course not but it's interesting that there's no Quaker-style types isn't it

ALL the candidates look the same - the men also

Bumpotato Thu 16-May-13 23:17:39

Does the way they look make any difference to their ability to do a job?

notnowbernard Thu 16-May-13 23:13:40

cross post!

notnowbernard Thu 16-May-13 23:13:12

No, scrap that I've just had a quick Google, am WAY off course there

squoosh Thu 16-May-13 23:12:57

Paul Lorenzo was like a Harry Enfield character, a man made of oil.

GetOrfMoiLand Thu 16-May-13 23:12:37

No it was Paul Torrisi,

Perhaps he has an uncle Lorenzo, grin

notnowbernard Thu 16-May-13 23:11:32

<bell rings distantly>

Was it Paul LORENZO, Getorf?

GetOrfMoiLand Thu 16-May-13 23:10:06

I am still laughing at Lorenzo.

<pours more wine>

BOF Thu 16-May-13 23:08:18

Miriam was a legend.

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