To have wanted to say 'grow up' to this woman

(109 Posts)
Kasterborous Thu 09-May-13 20:41:03

Me and DD went to this group today, went to sit in this chair in a circle of chairs only to realise this other woman had been sitting there first. Fair enough. There were plenty of other chairs so I said to her sorry I didn't realise and I'll move and not sarcastically I didn't have a problem with it. She said huffily I'll get another chair and disappeared. I moved to the next chair along and her friend she was with put a book on this chair. Her friend reappeared and said very loudly 'oh good you have stopped anyone sitting there' while looking pointedly at me. It just pissed me off, I didn't say anything wasn't worth it. I know I'm moaning but sometimes the adults are worse than the kids.

Kasterborous Fri 07-Jun-13 21:31:31

See the silly woman
Sitting in my chair
Shall I try to shift her
Without a single care
She's so strong
Is she wrong
Shift out my chair
I was sitting there and
Hop, hop, hop, hop off.

Loopylala7 Fri 07-Jun-13 21:35:55

Haha! loving this thread, the rhymes are fab!

ThePathanKhansAmnesiac Fri 07-Jun-13 21:50:55

Mary had a little chair
To sit her fat arse on
And everytime she moved away
She primed it with a bomb.

Ugh, I don't miss the Mummy Quiches from maternity leave.

That's not my chair... Its completely empty but surrounded by mums who deathstare anyone who walks in the room and look like they're thinking about doing something ordinary like sitting in an empty chair

Think my career as a children's author isn't on the horizon any time soon wink

Kasterborous Fri 07-Jun-13 22:07:51

Pmsl at ThePathanKhansAmnesiac especially at the 'primed it with a bomb'!

chocolatebuttiiins Fri 07-Jun-13 22:21:13

Hand mini I want you in my life

Gave me a much needed laugh

trackies Fri 07-Jun-13 22:55:26

Twinkle twinkle little chair
How i would like to sit on there
But evil mummy's are giving me the glare
They are not going to let me sit on that chair
Twinkle twinkle little chair
I'll have to go and sit elsewhere

Kasterborous Thu 20-Jun-13 21:26:01

We went again today after not going for a couple of weeks and those women were there again saving seats for each other and giving the evil eye to anyone else who dared to go near them. Most of the nice ones weren't there today.

I'm saving this chair, I'm saving this chair,
Don't sit there,
With a shove off here and a shove off there,
Here a shove, there a shove,
Everywhere a shove, shove,
Old sourpuss saved a chair ei, ei, o.

Geekster Fri 26-Jul-13 22:01:06

I am a little nutter,
I am saving this chair
Butt your arse out of it,
Or I'll pull out your hair

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