to hunt down that ridiculous whispery Secret Escapes woman..

(148 Posts)
HarrySnotter Tue 07-May-13 20:57:56

and scream really loudly in her smugetty smug face? She makes me outrageously angry.

JohnSnowsTie Tue 07-May-13 20:59:09

I slightly love her...

HarrySnotter Tue 07-May-13 21:04:35

Why would you love her? Why, John WHY????? The new advert is even worse than the old one.

Floggingmolly Tue 07-May-13 21:09:06

I'll help you hunt her down. Irritating cow.

Glitterkitten24 Tue 07-May-13 21:09:33

She makes my teeth itch! And I do DHs head in every time the ads come on chuntering about how much she annoys me.
Lol I don't think I've ever felt so strongly about an advert!

mrsfassbender Tue 07-May-13 21:10:26

I agree, want to smash the screen in, she is so annoying

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Tue 07-May-13 21:11:31

I will help you if you decide to hunt down the designer of the advert instead. grin woman's just doing a job and we've all got to pay the bills.

However, someone capable of creating such an annoying advert Must Be Stopped!

StuffezLaYoni Tue 07-May-13 21:14:08

I KNEW someone would post this as soon as I saw the ad earlier this evening. Urgh, she's horrid, isn't she? I would love to stuff those hand picked olives up her snot holes!

HarrySnotter Tue 07-May-13 21:14:52

No Hecsy it's her! I have this idea that she wanders around the shops whispering at everyone and being annoying. I don't care about her sodding bills, just speak up woman!

ThatRuddyAbyssinian Tue 07-May-13 21:16:51

I know a woman who looks (and acts) just like her. Makes me want to punch both her and the woman in the ad. And drown them both in that ruddy hotel pool.

cantthinkofanythingwitty Tue 07-May-13 21:17:53

this thread has just made me mad, thinking of that silly twunt!

zukiecat Tue 07-May-13 21:23:15

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

She seems terrified of her DH. What would he do if he caught her whispering about those cut price luxe holidays?!

LalyRawr Tue 07-May-13 21:25:52

Aww I like her!

<flees>

HarrySnotter Tue 07-May-13 21:32:43

Oh I hate the M & Ms woman too. She doesn't even say please.

MalcolmTuckersMyHero Tue 07-May-13 21:38:51

Me, me, me, pick me for Deputy Lynch Mob Leader, please! <gets pitchfork and punchy face ready>

youmeatsix Tue 07-May-13 21:43:00

i'll join in <glad to have found kindred spirits and i'm not the only one who hates hates hates the irritating woman>

ThePinkOcelot Tue 07-May-13 22:12:43

Lol, DH gets sick of me saying "I hate her" every time that ad comes on.

God i could spear her dead with a withering look angry i haaaate being whispered at it makes my skin crawl so having some titty on telly do it winds me right up! Dp is sick of her and kate because i moan about them so much blush oooh and the new go compare ads - you're an opera singer, if you are not singing YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE IN THE BLOODY ADVERT!!

zukiecat Wed 08-May-13 11:39:30

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SoleSource Wed 08-May-13 11:42:53

Oh thankfully I haven't seen the new advert

I HATE that voice too

YADNBFU!!!

Grrrrr

I dunno, I quite like her......bit of an innocent crush smile

DaisyBD Wed 08-May-13 11:43:28

Oooh I hate Kate too. Three newborns? Who even says that? Oh, she's just had a newborn. It's a feckin baby, not a newborn. And 'I could do with a snack' woman needs to get off her arse and get her own 'snack'.

Niklepic Wed 08-May-13 11:44:18

I think secret escapes woman is also moonlighting on the injury lawyers for you advert.

The one that makes me want to inflict violence is the sushi wowcher woman who eats all smugly with her mouth open.

FreedomOfTheTess Wed 08-May-13 11:45:19

'I could do with a snack' M&M woman is my most hated right now.

Closely followed by Kate and her wonderful hair.

Then it's Secret Escapes Woman.

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