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AIBU?

Eh? What the jeff does one need a floral field fresh fanjo for?

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HoneyDragon · 16/04/2013 21:38

What the hell is that Always panty liner ad on about? Women in lift smells of springy flowered and meadows making her confident and happy to be in a lift?

AIBU to think no woman ever has avoided going in a lift because her vaginal secretions may make it smell?

Whilst I see the point of panty liners I do not see the point of a daffodil scented nether region.

Weird.

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AnyoneforTurps · 16/04/2013 21:40

Mine's hyacinth with a hint of narcissus.

Binkyridesagain · 16/04/2013 21:40

I just stick whatever flower is in season up my fanjo, i prefer to be environmentally friendly.

Icelollycraving · 16/04/2013 21:43

I like to entwine freshly picked daisies through my foof.

HoneyDragon · 16/04/2013 21:43

Oh dear.

Is this going to be a mince rinsing/clean skirting boards moment.

Am I going to discover I'm the only slattern that doesn't Zolflra their fanjo daily?

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TWinklyLittleStar · 16/04/2013 21:44

Surely you can't be serious? For years I've been walking up the stairs instead of taking lifts, or buses, and sitting at the furthest corner of waiting rooms, in case someone might smell me. Now these people have FINALLY saved me from these unnatural odours and I can be feminine and sweet, and you take the piss? YABsoVeryU.

Binkyridesagain · 16/04/2013 21:45

Powerwash daily, nothing else can deep clean it as well as a good powerwash.

50ShadesOfGreggs · 16/04/2013 21:45

I just douse my pantyliners with air freshener, that way I can vary the fragrance: magnolia Mondays, citrus fruit Tuesdays, etc.

I am very confident when using lifts now, thanks to this simple trick!

AnyaKnowIt · 16/04/2013 21:47

Just the thought is making me itch.

Why do they do it? Why???

HoneyDragon · 16/04/2013 21:47

TWinkly. Sorry

What about escalators? Scented or unscented?

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50ShadesOfGreggs · 16/04/2013 21:47

And I don't care if it's not eco-friendly, my yoni is totally worth it!

FryOneFatManic · 16/04/2013 21:48

I like to entwine freshly picked daisies through my foof

I just read this as "freshly pickled daisies.....

Actually, I have resorted to buying value products now, as I find it so difficult to get anything without added "freshness" round here.

Mrsfluff · 16/04/2013 21:52

You mean you all leave the house everyday, taking your foofs with you!?!

TWinklyLittleStar · 16/04/2013 21:53

London Underground escalators are ok, so long as people stand on the right so I can quickly pass on the left. Of course I could never travel on the rush hour tubes, the horrors. Escalators where people linger, a minefield. In fact tomorrow, panty liner in place, I may go to a shopping centre and ride up and down the escalators for hours.

skippedtheripeoldmango · 16/04/2013 21:53

I blame America - sorry any American MNetters - but that country is way too obsessed with nether region cleanliness and the UK always seems to end up following suit with the USA mind boggling crazes at some point...

ChilliJo · 16/04/2013 21:55

Scratch 'n' sniff stickers in your gusset are your friend here, folks. A kind of fragrant vajazzle, if you like. You need to make sure there's no-one else in the lift when you have a scratch though.

50ShadesOfGreggs · 16/04/2013 21:57

chillijo arf!

MooncupGoddess · 16/04/2013 21:57

How ridiculous! A quick squirt of citrus-scented Fairy Liquid has always done me fine.

Binkyridesagain · 16/04/2013 22:00

I'm thinking of buying a Glade Sense and Spray, A quick bend over, it gives me a squirt and I can leave the house knowing my fanjo will not offend anyone.

WhereBeThatBlackbirdTo · 16/04/2013 22:01

chillijo snurk!

HoneyDragon · 16/04/2013 22:03

Perhaps there should be signs up, for places where it is ok to A&E an unscented fanjo?

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montage · 16/04/2013 22:03

It's more economical to stick a glade airfresher in your undergarments although you do need reinforced pants.

Bulky but environmentally friendly (you can buy refills)

I use one of those sensor ones that sprays air freshener when it detects movement so other people also get a fragrant jet on their nether regions in the lift.

HoneyDragon · 16/04/2013 22:04

Whaaaaa?

How the Hell does "take" get autocorrected to "A&E"?

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elfycat · 16/04/2013 22:06

chilljo why should we be coy about scratch and sniff. The amount I've seen men have a good scratch and then a sniff of the offending hand!

It's all about equality. The Equality Act (2012) should be amended to contain a sub-clause.

ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 16/04/2013 22:09

Magic Tree Vanilla car air freshener for me.

The natural state of our vagina is revolting, don't you know? Like the natural state of our everything, really.

Heavywheezing · 16/04/2013 22:09

Febreze is your friend

I always wondered why they didn't make scented tena lady

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