Eh? What the jeff does one need a floral field fresh fanjo for?

(99 Posts)
HoneyDragon Tue 16-Apr-13 21:38:46

What the hell is that Always panty liner ad on about? Women in lift smells of springy flowered and meadows making her confident and happy to be in a lift? confused

AIBU to think no woman ever has avoided going in a lift because her vaginal secretions may make it smell?

Whilst I see the point of panty liners I do not see the point of a daffodil scented nether region.

Weird.

AnyoneforTurps Tue 16-Apr-13 21:40:14

Mine's hyacinth with a hint of narcissus.

I just stick whatever flower is in season up my fanjo, i prefer to be environmentally friendly.

Icelollycraving Tue 16-Apr-13 21:43:19

I like to entwine freshly picked daisies through my foof.

HoneyDragon Tue 16-Apr-13 21:43:21

Oh dear.

Is this going to be a mince rinsing/clean skirting boards moment.

Am I going to discover I'm the only slattern that doesn't Zolflra their fanjo daily?

TWinklyLittleStar Tue 16-Apr-13 21:44:05

Surely you can't be serious? For years I've been walking up the stairs instead of taking lifts, or buses, and sitting at the furthest corner of waiting rooms, in case someone might smell me. Now these people have FINALLY saved me from these unnatural odours and I can be feminine and sweet, and you take the piss? YABsoVeryU.

Powerwash daily, nothing else can deep clean it as well as a good powerwash.

50ShadesOfGreggs Tue 16-Apr-13 21:45:46

I just douse my pantyliners with air freshener, that way I can vary the fragrance: magnolia Mondays, citrus fruit Tuesdays, etc.

I am very confident when using lifts now, thanks to this simple trick!

AnyaKnowIt Tue 16-Apr-13 21:47:17

Just the thought is making me itch.

Why do they do it? Why???

HoneyDragon Tue 16-Apr-13 21:47:27

TWinkly. Sorry <<shame face>>

What about escalators? Scented or unscented?

50ShadesOfGreggs Tue 16-Apr-13 21:47:34

And I don't care if it's not eco-friendly, my yoni is totally worth it!

I like to entwine freshly picked daisies through my foof

I just read this as "freshly pickled daisies..... grin

Actually, I have resorted to buying value products now, as I find it so difficult to get anything without added "freshness" round here.

Mrsfluff Tue 16-Apr-13 21:52:28

You mean you all leave the house everyday, taking your foofs with you!?! <tiny mind explodes> wink

TWinklyLittleStar Tue 16-Apr-13 21:53:01

London Underground escalators are ok, so long as people stand on the right so I can quickly pass on the left. Of course I could never travel on the rush hour tubes, the horrors. Escalators where people linger, a minefield. In fact tomorrow, panty liner in place, I may go to a shopping centre and ride up and down the escalators for hours.

skippedtheripeoldmango Tue 16-Apr-13 21:53:37

I blame America - sorry any American MNetters - but that country is way too obsessed with nether region cleanliness and the UK always seems to end up following suit with the USA mind boggling crazes at some point...

ChilliJo Tue 16-Apr-13 21:55:10

Scratch 'n' sniff stickers in your gusset are your friend here, folks. A kind of fragrant vajazzle, if you like. You need to make sure there's no-one else in the lift when you have a scratch though.

50ShadesOfGreggs Tue 16-Apr-13 21:57:02

chillijo arf!

MooncupGoddess Tue 16-Apr-13 21:57:07

How ridiculous! A quick squirt of citrus-scented Fairy Liquid has always done me fine.

I'm thinking of buying a Glade Sense and Spray, A quick bend over, it gives me a squirt and I can leave the house knowing my fanjo will not offend anyone.

chillijo snurk!

HoneyDragon Tue 16-Apr-13 22:03:29

Perhaps there should be signs up, for places where it is ok to A&E an unscented fanjo?

montage Tue 16-Apr-13 22:03:47

It's more economical to stick a glade airfresher in your undergarments although you do need reinforced pants.

Bulky but environmentally friendly (you can buy refills)

I use one of those sensor ones that sprays air freshener when it detects movement so other people also get a fragrant jet on their nether regions in the lift.

HoneyDragon Tue 16-Apr-13 22:04:33

Whaaaaa?

How the Hell does "take" get autocorrected to "A&E"?

elfycat Tue 16-Apr-13 22:06:03

chilljo why should we be coy about scratch and sniff. The amount I've seen men have a good scratch and then a sniff of the offending hand!

It's all about equality. The Equality Act (2012) should be amended to contain a sub-clause.

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Tue 16-Apr-13 22:09:32

Magic Tree Vanilla car air freshener for me.

The natural state of our vagina is revolting, don't you know? Like the natural state of our everything, really.

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