to be very grateful to the 'yoni three'

(29 Posts)

I mean come on, after the dreadful unfair battering we had off the gutter press, the MT in-fighting that's been going on all over the place, I'm truly delighted with Brian, WifeofBrian and Becky for their excellent cuntributions over the last 48 hours....

EverSoYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:13:16

Yanbu.

But what I want to know...was Brian genuine? A genuine pervert Yoni masseur? Or was it a troll?

BeckyhasapainfreeYoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:15:47

He is real, he is grin

I have the Yoni to prove it

I can't quite decide, but the stuff is genius, I've spat tea, done bits of wee and actual snot has snortled from my snout. Twice. I'm so ridiculously over hyped that I can't sleep. Hell, I can't even put the fucking laptop down to get ready for bed. Wish there was a pissing self emoticon grin

and how on earth am I s'posed to know/keep up with all the new yoni nickname's? hell I'm off to name change for my self. back in a mo'

YoniHuman Fri 12-Apr-13 00:22:50

Yanbu, it's the unpredictability of MN that I enjoy.

Mitchy1nge Fri 12-Apr-13 00:23:07

what is all the yoni stuff about?

Can someone link the original thread? I missed the whole boiling of them. sad yoni.

Mitchy1nge Fri 12-Apr-13 00:25:12

BOILING? Of yoni? shock ow

I missed them too!!!

I'd want to boil wash Brian, from the sounds of it.

trashcanyoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:29:29

I haven't learned how to do links yet... I'll be back in a mo' just off to learn

KansasCityOctopus Fri 12-Apr-13 00:32:23

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trashcanyoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:33:44

I think this might work..

This should be the original one
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet.../1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage

and it's second coming
are-mocking-my-husband

diamond, I promise you.... grin

trashcanyoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:34:36

oops, no fucked the second link up... hang on

YoniWankEnobi Fri 12-Apr-13 00:35:01

It's kinda boring after a bit, tbh, but I like scanning down topics and seeing the name if the last poster and mentally counting if it has yoni in or not.

trashcanyoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:36:18

aw c'mon Kansas lighten up, it was very funny. I never laugh out loud, well hardly ever and I was roaring at some of the replies, as well as the op.

trashcanyoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:36:51
KansasCityOctopus Fri 12-Apr-13 00:38:01

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trashcanyoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:39:07

gah, still can't do the second one. If you look in Aibu it's there now. BriansWife claiming to be 'upset that virtually the whole of mn is mocking her husband' for basically wanking off her mate, and offering to do the same to any mnetter who feels the need and can get herself to hull. For a very reasonable £80 quid. Honestly.

trashcanyoni Fri 12-Apr-13 00:39:57

yah boo, only cos you ain't got one grin

thanks to you for linking.

trashcanyoni Fri 12-Apr-13 01:07:04

smilies proudly for MrsTerryPratchett

AmIthatSpringy Fri 12-Apr-13 01:27:34

aw, I tried the second link, but only got offered a biscuit instead

grin

BriansWife Fri 12-Apr-13 14:06:50

trashcanyoni thank you, but surely you meant contributions not cuntributions?
thanks

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