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What sort of Mnetter are you? (light-hearted)

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TheMNeffect Thu 11-Apr-13 21:10:23

Everyone seems a bit suspicious at the moment so I have developed a test to see what sort of MNetter you are. Feel free to add questions to the quiz grin.

1. You think back to your first post on MN. Do you...
a) Remember with fondness the great article you managed to produce from it. Your editor was very happy that day
b) I haven't posted yet, I'm still trying to pluck up the courage.
c) think 'I can just about remember that. Has it been that long?'
d) My memory doesn't go back that far. I think I wrote it on a typewriter and posted it in.

2. You see a 5 year old being pushed in their buggy, leaving Greggs, with a sausage roll and fruitshoot, whilst the mother smokes a fag. What is your first thought?
a) I should post that on AIBU when I get home and rub myself whilst enjoying the furore I have created.
b) Raise an eyebrow but it's not that unusual.
c) I wonder what MN would make of this?
d) I bet that's been posted to AIBU by the time I get home.

3. Before you joined MN...
a) The quality of your articles were of a pretty poor standard.
b) It was only last week.
c) Had way more time on my hands
d) Had no life whatsoever.

4. What are DC?
a) One half of a band? I think my editor knows them.
b) I have no idea.
c) My Darling Children of course.
d) Those annoying people who compete for my attention whilst MNetting.

5. Why did you last NC?
a) I had to, MNHQ were on to me.
b) This is my first NN, I don't know how to NC.
c) I was getting a bit recognisable having posted quite a lot under my previous NN.
d) What?! NC?! But then nobody would know who I am!!!

6. What is AIBU?
a) The best place to get a kick out of MNetters
b) The first place I was taken to when doing a google search.
c) Just one small part of MN. There are other boards.
d) My daily hangout.

7. You see a particularly nasty, goady thread posted. Do you...
a) Sit back and admire your handy work.
b) Wonder what will happen next?
c) Brace yourself, this won't go down well.
d) Sit back with popcorn, don hard hat, hand OP a flameproof suit and/or a grip and hand out cake/wine/chocolate.

8. What is a Moldie?
a) Crap, I've been outed as a mole and I must die!!!
b) Um, no idea.
c) I've heard of this but not really sure.
d) We must never speak of this.

9. Ahem! MNHQ deleted your post. Do you..
a) Shit yourself. You've been caught!
b) Wonder what is going on and make note to read talk guidelines again?
c) Slap yourself on the wrist. It's not the first time though.
d) Ply MNHQ with gin.

10. You think you have spotted a troll. what do you do?
a) Put the mirror down and stop admiring your reflection.
b) What is a troll?
c) Report the thread.
d) Shout TROLL on the thread and completely derail it.

11. You take a look in classics. Do you...
a) Note some common MNettisms to stop people realising you are a troll.
b) Think it is great. You might just stick around here.
c) Remember when the threads you read were originally posted.
d) Think it's like reading a diary. Afterall, they're mostly your posts.

12. The last time you used an MNettism you..
a) were quoting it in your most recent article.
b) What is a MNettism?
c) I let them slip in RL now and again.
d) I speak a whole new language made up of MNettisms.

13. You think you recognise someone on here in RL. Do you..
a) Think, 'ah, that's Steve from the rival newspaper'. You finish your article quickly to get it published first.
b) Worry that you might be outed yourself.
c) Post on MN for advice about what you should do?
d) Of course I recognise people on here from RL. Half of them are my friends. In fact we were all together on the last meet up.

Results:
Mostly As: You are a troll or a journalist.

Mostly Bs: You are a new poster.

Mostly Cs: You are a regular poster and have been here quite a while.

Mostly Ds: You are MN Royalty.

So what's your score?

headlesslambrini Fri 12-Apr-13 23:10:40

Mainly C's but closely followed by Ds, far from being royalty thought. i dont think most posters would.recognise me.

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 23:06:39

confused at usualsuspect. What does tl;dr mean?

Isn't MNing a hobby? I'm 99% sure it is a valid use of my time wink.

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 22:57:16

Loving your answers custardo grin.

It took me about half an hour. I was procrastinating over an assignment I had to do <master procrastinator + MN = never gets anything done>.

usualsuspect Fri 12-Apr-13 22:53:15

The OP was a bit tl;dr. Sorry.

Tortington Fri 12-Apr-13 22:49:24

d) My memory doesn't go back that far. I think I wrote it on a typewriter and posted it in.
d) I bet that's been posted to AIBU by the time I get home.
d) Had no life whatsoever.
non apply to this one
d) What?! NC?! But then nobody would know who I am!!!
c) Just one small part of MN. There are other boards.
d) Sit back with popcorn, don hard hat, hand OP a flameproof suit and/or a grip and hand out cake/wine/chocolate.
d) We must never speak of this let the jumped up fuckers forget it
d) Ply MNHQ with gin.
c) Report the thread.
11. You take a look in classics. Do you...
i dont.
c) I let them slip in RL now and again.
d) Of course I recognise people on here from RL. Half of them are my friends In fact we were all together on the last meet up.<<this

that was quite good, although i do worry about the amount of your own time that took you. I think you need a hobby

IncrediblePhatTheInnkeepersCat Fri 12-Apr-13 22:48:53

Mostly C. Just realised that I must have been on here for about 2 years or more now! (Namechanger)

YouTheCat Fri 12-Apr-13 22:45:59

Bs Cs and Ds - bit like my O level results grin

Mostly c's with a few b's. Have been here nearly 5 years, but lurker more than poster. Still addicted though!

poorchurchmouse Fri 12-Apr-13 22:28:34

Mostly Cs - though I lurk far more than I post. Great thread OP.

Mostly Cs, been here just over 3 years.

everlong Fri 12-Apr-13 22:04:37

LOL yes pub regular sits better.

Of course there will always be popular posters on a forum, some because they are funny, some because they are very sweet, some for being a total cunt wink that's just how forums work.

There's no need for folk to have chips on their shoulder smile

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 21:59:13

*they give

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 21:58:45

Ah, that makes sense everlong and I totally agree.

I knew it was used in a derogatory way, hence me using it in a jokey way for the quiz grin.

But all the same, I think someone being labelled as 'royalty' would just show how much of themselves to this site. Perhaps MN Regular is more apt, you know, like a pub regular wink.

everlong Fri 12-Apr-13 21:50:33

OP some people use the term royalty in a derogatory way.

I've seen it time and time again. Lovely posters being accused of thinking something of themselves ( which they don't ) and having the royalty thing thrown at them. Sometimes really upsetting them.

It's naff and needs to be stopped.

That sums it up for me - they've been around forever, are familiar to everyone (nearly) and you can tell just from their name what type of thread/comment you are about to read.

I hate when royalty is used as an insult -i just don't get it at all.

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 21:38:28

TBH I don't understand why being classed as MN Royalty is A Bad Thing. Surely it just means you've invested so much into the site that you become quite recognisable. Unless I've completely misunderstood what it means?

grin

In all honesty the 'royalty' that i remember from joining the other year seem to have disappeared or namechanged sad i like the MN royal family!

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 21:18:43

<curtsies before MN Royalty> grin

Mine was mostly d's!! I'm not royalty by a very long mile, joined just over 2 years ago with a huuuuuge break in the middle to look after ds i get addicted to MN and i don't think newborns understand shhh i'm MNing!

Uber confused hmm

Mostly C's.

Brilliant quiz OP. grin

Ginformation Fri 12-Apr-13 21:01:19

Bravo OP!

I am Cs mostly.

All the media shit makes me quite defensive of luffly MN. We are not all one but a lovely mishmash of people and opinion. Life would be boring if we all agreed grin

notsoyoniface Fri 12-Apr-13 20:51:00

Mainly c's with a few d's for good measure. smile

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 20:31:08

Anybody else want to take the test? wink

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 10:44:25

MousyMouse - grin I don't know how to do that technophobe.

TheMNeffect Fri 12-Apr-13 10:43:16

I'm mostly Cs, a couple of Ds.

Mitchy1nge - no, I haven't read that but I've seen these types of quizzes in other magazines where your answer doesn't fit any of the options grin. I was poking fun at them.

It did take a little while to type but probably no longer than my most ranty of OPs.

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