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AIBU?

to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

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BriansWife · 11/04/2013 20:34

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

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pictish · 11/04/2013 20:34

oh

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MissyMooandherBeaverofSteel · 11/04/2013 20:35
Grin
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Forwardscatter · 11/04/2013 20:35

10/10
Grin

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OohShiny · 11/04/2013 20:36

Brilliant!

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cees · 11/04/2013 20:36

Whats a yoni? I must check mine.

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RubyGates · 11/04/2013 20:36

I missed what now?
Grin

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LoganMummy · 11/04/2013 20:36

Grin

I'm not sure my sacred female water can take much more!

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BloominMarvellous · 11/04/2013 20:36

Oh my yoni, it gets better!! Grin

sorry I can't take you seriously when you keep saying yoni

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frownyface · 11/04/2013 20:37

lol love it

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BeanoGrigio · 11/04/2013 20:37

Becky's 'happy ending' Grin

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MoonlightandRoses · 11/04/2013 20:37

"Oh" indeed Pictish (or should that be "oh, oh, ooooh, oooooooooh?) Wink

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StickyProblem · 11/04/2013 20:37

Does Brian take paypal?!

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DioneTheDiabolist · 11/04/2013 20:37

YABU. Mumsnet does not allow threads to be used for advertising purposes. If he wanted to sell (not offer) his services, he should pay for the privilege or offer some sort of competition prize like other service providers who advertise on this site.

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Wolfcub · 11/04/2013 20:37

Grin nice try

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Branleuse · 11/04/2013 20:37

oh ffs, now im going to be cracking up every time my dp wanks me off

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SirBoobAlot · 11/04/2013 20:37

DP and I practice some tantra.

He's never used the word 'yoni'. Thank fuck.

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FaceLikeAPickledYonion · 11/04/2013 20:38

Yanbu

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Peevish · 11/04/2013 20:38

I think Mn should adopt yoni as a word en masse - 'fanjo' is so five minutes ago. And 'yoni' sounds so spiritual. I bet Trudi Styler has a yoni.

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BloominMarvellous · 11/04/2013 20:38

Competition prize?!?! What on earth would have have to do to enter??

takes notes

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WitchOfEndor · 11/04/2013 20:38

Have my first yoni Biscuit

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WhenSheWasBadSheWasHopeful · 11/04/2013 20:38

I especially like the ^Becky's happy ending bit" Grin

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LivingInAPinkYoni · 11/04/2013 20:38

Grin
By the way Brian, I may live in my yoni but it does not welcome unknown visitors Grin

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GotMyGoat · 11/04/2013 20:38

Hmmm.. You know my vagina actually doesn't feel happiness - I do.

I Am Not a Vagina!

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JamieOliveOil · 11/04/2013 20:38

I can see this turning into one of those threads Wink

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dopeysheep · 11/04/2013 20:38

17 years studying minge? That's impressive.

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