To want to do the sex with Russell Brand?

(121 Posts)
D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:22:02

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MissBetseyTrotwood Wed 10-Apr-13 21:35:44

I would.

Saw him at Hackney Empire about 10 years ago and his jeans did that thing where they almost fell down but not quite, in quite a... nice way.

I would Jack Sparrow more though.

auntmargaret Wed 10-Apr-13 21:36:22

I so would.

ScooseIsLooseOnTheLoopyJuice Wed 10-Apr-13 21:36:30

Back off dog he's all mine!! I luffs him! wink

auntmargaret Wed 10-Apr-13 21:36:56

But yes to Jack Sparrow more.

ohmyrainydays Wed 10-Apr-13 21:37:28

I so would, he looks filthy in a good way.

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:37:38

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D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:38:30

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D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:38:59

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WorriedMummy73 Wed 10-Apr-13 21:39:07

He just looks unwashed to me. I was going to say dirty or filthy but then imagined the reaction to those words grin. And I do wish he'd just talk normally too. Booky wook? What the fucky wuck?

Prefer someone clean thanks - hankering after the lovely Tom Hiddleton at the moment - does Shakespeare, scrubs up exceedingly well, sings, dances, does an amazing Samuel L. Jackson impression, infectious laugh. Must go and have a lie down...

NuhichNuhaymuh Wed 10-Apr-13 21:39:52

He's the sort of self righteous man I loathe myself for liking

ChompieMum Wed 10-Apr-13 21:40:12

I will take Brand and Sparrow together or separately. So much more attractive than all those action hero muscle men types.

AnyFucker Wed 10-Apr-13 21:40:12

this the sexiest man alive, or at least on MN

quick, before it gets deleted

sjupes Wed 10-Apr-13 21:40:33

If you go back 5/6 years i'd do him - i liked him when his hair was wild and he wore man make up rather than his hair all coiffed and wavy with hollywood make up done.

Yeah, 5 years ago russ would've got it and i was still pretty tidy myself grin

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Wed 10-Apr-13 21:40:59

I would!
And I dont get the "he needs a bath" comments. He is dark doesnt make him dirty. He always wears sparkling white shirts and nice clothes, and his hair looks fantastic. I bet he smells divine!

catgirl1976 Wed 10-Apr-13 21:41:35

On paper I should fancy the arse off him. He is totally my type

But something about him screams 'try hard'

puts me off a bit

timidviper Wed 10-Apr-13 21:42:58

Ooh no, he needs a good wash and I suspect he has as much emotional and intellectual depth as a puddle. Bleeurgh!

MintyyAeroEgg Wed 10-Apr-13 21:44:23

No, he's just been around too much.

But I do LOVE him for being an amazing writer. I hope you all saw his piece on Mrs T in the Grauniad today.

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:44:28

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D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:45:17

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WorriedMummy73 Wed 10-Apr-13 21:45:22

Minty - nobody saw anything in the 'Grauniad' today - you (or your iPad perhaps) are clearly intoxicated! grin

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:49:32

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DontSHOUTTTTTT Wed 10-Apr-13 21:53:43

No, no and no again. Are you all mad? Or blind? If he was the last man on earth I still wouldn't.

He is revolting (in a bad way). I think he loves himself and his contrived image more than anything else.

You are all welcome to him and his skiddy pants.

Twentytotwo Wed 10-Apr-13 21:54:09

You need to read the thread. MN at it's best.

SecretJewel Wed 10-Apr-13 21:54:33

He doesn't actually look like a man though, does he?

More, animated Japanese cartoon character.

FreudiansSlipper Wed 10-Apr-13 21:55:54

Oh my that has put me off my tea and biscuitsshock

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