The dog just tried to eat the cat

(77 Posts)
lougle Wed 10-Apr-13 12:36:22

The cat was up out of reach but that dog has a telescopic neck, I swear it. He's like a canine inspector gadget.

Lueji Wed 10-Apr-13 14:11:16

I'd still go with re-homing the cat.
I have a lovely place, btw. smile
And we like cake too.

Ullena Wed 10-Apr-13 14:15:35

You can have my cats, Lueji.
<helpful>

PolterGooseLaidAChocolateEgg Wed 10-Apr-13 14:19:55

lougle have you been on the wine already? grin

Lueji Wed 10-Apr-13 14:26:09

Ullena, only if they are cake cats. smile

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 14:27:56

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ReluctantBeing Wed 10-Apr-13 14:28:10

This thread has the funniest use of drip-feeding!

MartyrStewart Wed 10-Apr-13 14:29:03

I swear my GSD is part anteater. He has a very long flexible nose. And proper 'fingers' confused

Lueji Wed 10-Apr-13 14:33:57

If everything else fails, try to make it into this cake
grin

SlumberingDormouse Wed 10-Apr-13 14:37:45

The very greedy Dalmatian we had when I was little once ate an entire turkey followed by an entire Christmas pudding. He was drunk and swaying for days! grin

FeijoaVodkaAndCheezels Wed 10-Apr-13 14:38:33

grin

Ullena Wed 10-Apr-13 14:38:52

Lueji they have certainly eaten plenty of cake in their time thieving little furballs, so they may actually count as part cake now?
<tempts>

grin

freddiefrog Wed 10-Apr-13 15:02:28

Mine ate a whole bag of satsumas that has just arrived in my Tesco delivery a little white ago. String bag, little stickers, peel and all

The results were pretty epic.

He also ate a bag of frozen peas on Sunday

He wouldn't dare attack the cat though, I think she's exersiced mind control over him

I think most cats can see off a single dog as long as they aren't very infirm or cornered. I remeber seeing our cat from a few decades ago deal with next doors setter. Dog was as soft as a brush and padded up to Jess (yes he was black and white) with goofy expression. Jess (tough born on a farm cat) swelled up hugely, let out a shriek and whacked Goofy across the nose before fleeing. Poor dog was distraught.
Likewise most dogs can see off a cake cat. grin

Ezza1 Wed 10-Apr-13 15:18:04

My cat drank quite a bit of Baileys one Christmas Day before we noticed shock He was quite the groggy moggy for the rest of the day.

lougle Wed 10-Apr-13 18:15:01

Ok, well it's taken all day. But I unveil the nearly-eaten-by-the-dog cat:

The one that got away

SamuelWestsMistress Wed 10-Apr-13 19:02:17

My dogs have always known better than to try and piss off the cats. Hissy spitty sharp buggers that make them bleed!

ThreadWorms Wed 10-Apr-13 19:12:19

That's one fab cake lougle. You'd never know it nearly lost an ear grin.

My GSD once ate a whole large tub of vaseline. It pooed it out all up the 'back passage' so to speak. I got the hose out and went to hose it away, but it didn't disperse - I just ended up making a rather impressive looking vaseline and poo swiss roll [belugh]. grin

MiaowTheCat Wed 10-Apr-13 19:18:04

By the way - the aforementioned feline who thinks she's Rambo and has the dogs terrified... is at LEAST 14 years old and a leg short of a full pack - so should really fall under the infirm category and hasn't got the memo.

Both dogs will move when she orders them to, she has a sofa of her own and has them well and truly trained.

lougle Wed 10-Apr-13 19:18:20

Icing covers a multitude of sins, worms wink

ThreadWorms Wed 10-Apr-13 19:21:49

I've been known to 'plug' gaps with butter icing. Can you tell baking is not my forte? Happy birthday to your DD, I hope she has a lovely day smile.

lougle Wed 10-Apr-13 19:23:14

Thanks grin

Lucyellensmum95 Wed 10-Apr-13 19:29:49

One day, I had just taken the sunday joint out of the oven, DP had to nip round to my mums for something and my friend phoned. All of a sudden in came the dog with the whole joint in his mouth shock. I did the unthinkable - run it under the tap quick and carved it before DP got back grin I told him afterwards, he wasn't best pleased!

lougle Wed 10-Apr-13 19:37:13

Hahaahha the only thing you can do, Lucyellensmum <eyes suspiciously perfect cat's ear>

Lueji Wed 10-Apr-13 19:37:18

Impressive!
If I was the dog I would have gone for it too.

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