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Green skin man touched bread in supermarket

(62 Posts)
Lecx Sat 06-Apr-13 12:53:53

At the supermarket I saw a man with a greenish complexion in the bakery department. He also has a hospital patient band on. He touched some bread in one of the open bread baskets.

Should I have told someone? I didn't as I didn't think it was my business and would be rude but I would t want to eat that bread.

Alisvolatpropiis Sat 06-Apr-13 12:54:39

Are you being serious?

isitsnowingyet Sat 06-Apr-13 12:55:26

Ha ha - loving the title of this thread smile

HobKnob Sat 06-Apr-13 12:55:48

Ha ha ha!!!

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ReluctantBeing Sat 06-Apr-13 12:56:25

Aliens need shopping too.

VivaLeBeaver Sat 06-Apr-13 12:56:38

I once saw the bakery bloke who works in our co-op walking to the dispaly with a tray of bread rolls while picking his nose. He then put all the breadrolls on display with his bare bogey fingers! grin

I think we eat loads of germs every day and live.

HollyBerryBush Sat 06-Apr-13 12:57:03

PMSL @ 'green skin man'

Was the The Hulk? Because if he was I really wouldn't advise arguing with him.

HTH.

AngelWreakinHavoc Sat 06-Apr-13 12:57:37

Was he T Rexing? They are green in colour too! shock

VivaLeBeaver Sat 06-Apr-13 12:57:48

I wonder what makes your skin green.

Are you sure he wasn't more yellow, that would be jaundice/liver problems.

Lecx Sat 06-Apr-13 12:57:53

Yes very serious. His skin was a pale green colour. He was wearing ordinary clothes but I did notice hospital band.

CabbageLeaves Sat 06-Apr-13 12:58:20

I have to tell you that a vast number of people don't wash their hands after touching their genitals in the loo.... Then handle produce at the supermarket

Green Aliens are probably carrying alien life-form bacteria incompatible with our immune systems so it will be safer to touch his bread

HollyBerryBush Sat 06-Apr-13 12:58:21

David Ickes Lizard people get everywhere even the Palace

Agree with Freddie - was he wearing ripped, purple trousers?

And you didn't call the police?

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Sat 06-Apr-13 12:58:50

Is this a crossword clue? How many letters?

Hassled Sat 06-Apr-13 12:58:56

Of course you should have told someone. There are special agencies set up for exactly this sort of sighting. Honestly, I despair - what, would you have waited until the green man administered an anal probe before you called the FBI?

Bobyan Sat 06-Apr-13 12:59:50

Just don't follow him to a buffet.

HollyBerryBush Sat 06-Apr-13 13:01:00

Why am I now singing 'I'm a chameleon' ?

WorraLiberty England Sat 06-Apr-13 13:02:38

Perhaps he was promoting sweetcorn?

Sparklingbrook Sat 06-Apr-13 13:03:33

sad Poor man. If he is ill he may want to eat?

Bobyan Sat 06-Apr-13 13:04:12

Did he look like this?

Fairylea Sat 06-Apr-13 13:04:17

(Just spluttered my tea laughing).

I don't think you need worry.

He's probably got liver disease. That can make you go yellow or green.

Oddly enough infectious diseases don't always have symptoms anyway.

I'm sure aliens like to squidge the bread to make sure it's fresh too smile

Maat Sat 06-Apr-13 13:05:21

It's the lack of sun.

Sparklingbrook Sat 06-Apr-13 13:05:54

Anyone else feel sorry for him? He has had hospital treatment and then had to go food shopping. sad Hasn't he got someone to go and get some bread for him?

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