AIBU to think David Cameron should fuck off back to England with his £20bn in trident

(19 Posts)
fedupofnamechanging Fri 05-Apr-13 10:58:51

If Scotland goes for full independence, and England keeps Trident, the Scots will benefit from its deterrent effect due to their proximity to England. without actually having to pay for it. Therefore Salmond can afford his anti Trident rhetoric.

HoHoHoNoYouDont Fri 05-Apr-13 10:55:41

It doesn't matter where they fire the nuclear weapons, it will have a knock on effect around the world. Much food stuff is imported from abroad. I would prefer it not to glow in the dark.

SofaKing Fri 05-Apr-13 10:51:46

He does definitely make a good case for Scottish independence.

I am worried however that if we get independence we will immediately go to war over who doesn't have to take custody of David Cameron.

I haven't read his pro-trident blather, but I'm intrigued to know why we need nuclear subs to defend against Iran and North Korea, which although they have nuclear weapons have no rockets big enough to fire them near us. I also wonder how we are going to sail a sub into Iran in retaliation anyway.

ComposHat Fri 05-Apr-13 10:40:55

So like living in Scotland but without the free prescriptions and orange cheddar?

YouTheCat Fri 05-Apr-13 00:51:32

I'm in the North East anyway.

ComposHat Fri 05-Apr-13 00:50:42

Do it, I did and never looked back, my arteries might be furrier and my life expectancy cut by a decade, but it is great place to live (until mid-winter that is.)

YouTheCat Fri 05-Apr-13 00:45:19

I wish I could move to Scotland. I'm not that far away.

leavesalmondoutofit Fri 05-Apr-13 00:36:27

I would like to thank Mr Cameron for backing the yes campaign for Scottish Independence. He can come back and talk drivel as often as he likes. He was very good at reminding the public why we need to shed the current parliamentary set up.

YouTheCat Fri 05-Apr-13 00:28:40

Exactly, ComposHat.

Then we could all move and not tell him where.

ComposHat Fri 05-Apr-13 00:26:41

Can't they put Cameron on a long tour on one of the Trident subs? Preferably one with a leaky reactor, but just six months without the shiny faced cunt would be a blessed relief.

He might even enjoy it, all the chaps together and rogering each other senseless would remind him of Eton.

M0naLisa Thu 04-Apr-13 23:59:18

What's trident?

OrangeLily Thu 04-Apr-13 23:22:03

I'm in Scotland and I don't mind, they are already here and have been for a long time!!

YouTheCat Thu 04-Apr-13 23:22:01

We need somewhere to offload Cameron. And the rest.

Do you think they'd fall for a fact finding mission to North Korea?

ReturnOfEmeraldGreen Thu 04-Apr-13 23:20:41

Cameron needs to stay at home, he is damaging the Union by going up there. Salmond wants to debate Cameron instead of Darling on TV, so I heard, wonder why hmm

I'm in England and I don't want fucking Trident either angry

SodaStreamy Thu 04-Apr-13 23:16:11

does make you wonder if he had he scheduled visit to Glasgow prior to the North Korea threat

SparklyAntlersInMyDecorating Thu 04-Apr-13 23:14:07

If he likes it so much he can take a nice long round trip to North Korea on it.

YouTheCat Thu 04-Apr-13 23:12:04

We don't bloody want him either.

I think Camoron has a fucking cheek with his £20 billion trident when his cronies are making so many cuts to benefits and jobs.

I hope he shoves it where the sun doesn't shine.

SodaStreamy Thu 04-Apr-13 23:09:37

So David Cameron comes to Scotland ,,,,,here have some more nuclear weapons ...

David Cameron if you want Trident ......have it in England ...Scotland has been oppressed to it from the start

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