to think my friends shouldn't be propositioning me for sex??

(166 Posts)
JilllyArmeen Thu 04-Apr-13 21:59:26

went out with my friend at the weekend and stayed over as i have before one of my oldest and best friends so not weird to share a bed but he tried it on! i forgave him as we had alot to drink and some drugs iand i don't want to loose my friend.
today another friend asks me if i want to be his fwb!
im i jjust giving off slut vibes or what??

CrapBag Fri 05-Apr-13 15:36:53

"am 25 immature for my age.that's why I've only just started snorting coke i used to smoke weed but I've realised that's kids stuff and i need to grow up"

Oh I missed this one! grin Brilliant. Thanks for cheering me up, its been a shitty day.

CrapBag Fri 05-Apr-13 15:35:41

"Also, can I just say - I wish my nickname was crapbag"

grin

Cheers gary, I am rather proud of my cool name. I may change it by deed poll. wink

OP's posting has changed somewhat. Where has the teen speak, sluts and drugs gone? Apparently now a feminist! shock And still unaware of what a troll is, keep it up. grin

At least its still amusing.

dawntigga Fri 05-Apr-13 10:23:42

Goddess, I love school holidays, these threads make me larf.

PossiblyTheThreadWithTheMostDeletesEverTiggaxx

sjupes Fri 05-Apr-13 10:19:16

Ffs this is still here? Humph.

I love donald and his big white eyebrows.

Lucyellensmum95 Fri 05-Apr-13 09:59:23

THIS is Donald, i did try to tell you earlier! Its ok Rowan, he isn't saying anything this time wink

DeskPlanner Fri 05-Apr-13 09:21:53

Just read the entire thread.

Who the fuck is Donald ?

DeskPlanner Fri 05-Apr-13 09:16:07

Slut vibes . Really ?

Kneedeepindaisies Fri 05-Apr-13 07:58:54

Ha! 25 years old!

Good one.

coughingbean Fri 05-Apr-13 07:53:57

Coke is more grownup than weed? hmm
seriously?
biscuit

alwayslateforwork Fri 05-Apr-13 02:25:21

Oh gawd.

<theatrical yawn>

Yar, love. V grown up.
<chucks entire packet of biscuits onto thread and wanders off>

Troll-erama.

Didn't get anywhere with the feminism, or the sluts, so going to try the drugs route.

<bored already>

If you were more interesting and believable I might give you a lecture, but you're so obviously obviously out for shit and giggles, I can't be arsed.

Come back when you really have grown up. I talk to children every day in rl, I don't need to do it on here as well.

pollypandemonium Fri 05-Apr-13 01:41:26

Why are you immature for your age?

If you follow the age/drug ratio I should be on intravenous heroin.

missingmumxox Fri 05-Apr-13 01:26:34

there is no such thing as slut vibes? I have shared many a bed with male friends and yes sometimes they have tried it on (I did once, result!) for 30 seconds, because sometimes they and you need to test the ground, that said in the pub and the knee test normally did it for me (PM me with £10 postal order for the secret of the knee test ;) )
unless you are unlucky and it did happen to friends of mine where the male in question did not take a no, to mean no, and me once, but the fuck wit when I said I would scream for help, (big guy and big girl in opposite rooms) laughed and said like they will think you are serious! I wasn't worried by him I got the feeling he thought I was playing hard to get, I shouted "ANDY" he came in and male was ejected from the building.
his mate's night was ruined as my friend was more than happy with his company and was rightly embarrassed by the goings on and left with him, she went out with his mate for a long time, he was never seen again.
I know it could be deemed as dangerous to share a bed but in the main apart from that one issue, never a problem, most men are decent, your friends are the sluts (sadly I can't find a male equivalent of that!)

I have helped a very good friend through a rape and it was horrific what happened to her, her rapist got a sentence wait for it ... burglary, he took her camera, took photos throughout but he had given her rohypnol this was 15 years ago, and in the summing up she and the jury had to listen to the 5 previous times he had been in court for rape and let off, this was the first time he was sentenced and as I say it was for the theft of her camera. she didn't even know him, he was a barman in a pub who spiked her orange juice, she is a scientist and was not drinking that night as her experiment was needing checking in the early hours.
happily she is now married, unhappily her family didn't know about the rape (her now DH does), hence me being involved, she had been waiting on an arranged marriage, but the rape scuppered that, she was cut up about it (for the record no one in her family apart from her sister knows, but she couldn't engage as she was so fucked up by it (not surprisingly) and had a great excuse for her sister to get married first as she was dong a PHD)
for the record my friend is Christian, and from 3rd generation from India, I don't want any Muslim bashing on this thread.

Ullena Fri 05-Apr-13 01:20:52

Shenanagins...dear me, now I'm remembering that episode of South Park with the travelling fair: shenanagins! I love that word...

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

Ullena Fri 05-Apr-13 01:19:10

Uncomfortable sofas and floors build character.

<helpful but disapproving of the alleged shenanagins>

anonymosity Fri 05-Apr-13 01:11:45

You sound about 13

JilllyArmeen Fri 05-Apr-13 01:10:08

am 25 immature for my age.that's why I've only just started snorting coke i used to smoke weed but I've realised that's kids stuff and i need to grow up

JilllyArmeen Fri 05-Apr-13 01:03:20

thanks always i will admit im a crap feminist. not as crap as balia tho so that's something
its normal for me to sleep in beds with friends I've shared with this guy before and nothing happened. sofas and floors are just too uncomfortable when there's a good bed

Softlysoftly Fri 05-Apr-13 00:58:53

See I get so disappointed In these threads, we always start off at a lack of spacing, capitals and punctuation. Have the fabulous addition of "that's why I can drink loads and do drugs".

Then we meander into "slattern procrastinater" and "negligent feminist"

Commit to a persona people, commit!

<theatrical swishy flounce>

pollypandemonium Fri 05-Apr-13 00:58:08

Jilly how old are you?

ComposHat Fri 05-Apr-13 00:47:10

I choose my friends based on the likelihood of them propositioning me for sex.

Me too, although being in prison it is pretty much a given.

alwayslateforwork Fri 05-Apr-13 00:41:40

Just jump him, balia. (Or her). And then wait for him to start an Aibu about his friends who happen to be girls keep trying to molest him.

I'm all for a parental permission approach though. They might offer to escort, if you're lucky.

Lucyellensmum95 Fri 05-Apr-13 00:41:26

10,9,8,7......................................

Ullena Fri 05-Apr-13 00:41:06

Serious question: is it normal to randomly hop into other folks beds then? I thought you were meant to crash on sofas/floors!

<never socialises>
<lonely and deprived>

sad

grin

MsTakenidentity Fri 05-Apr-13 00:38:41

Schools go back on Monday smile.. but thanks OP for not doing a Philpott post

Oh, here we go...

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