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To feel scared that there is something huge and scary up in the loft(57 Posts)
Since Christmas I've heard loud scrabbling at night over our bedroom. DH thought it may have been a bird. I didn't and convinced him to put a mouse and rat trap up there. Today while near the loft, whatever is up there loudly banged/scrabbled/trampled over the loft hatch. DH came hoe and checked the traps. Both have been set off and emptied of chocolate (no jokes about the Easter bunny being up there please) and I'm thinking that there has to be something pretty huge up there to set off a rat trap and not get caught in it. Should I get the exterminators in or is that a no brainer...
We've had wood mice in our loft. Several times they've tripped the traps and got the food out. And they're noisy buggers. Got rid of 5 so far and heard some scrabbling yesterday.
wentshopping That's good to know as after doing some Googling, once they've made their den , even after removal, they like to come 'home'.
Could it be Christopher Eccleston and a big pile of money?
Possibly my favourite reference so far on Mumsnet
shelly I was a bit dubious about mothballs, but they have not been back in - there are a lot in all the trees around here - suburban grey squirrels here in the US - I can't imagine they would be too different from UK ones?
The advantage of poisen is that they are more likely to actually die from it. Snap traps can get more than necks in them.
Former Neighbour decided to waggle at me his big trap with a decapitated (fucking massive, hairless and just horrifying) tail in it. <shudder>
I don't like rats at all. Especially since the time I was being all "chuh, pathetic men" and forced open the chimney cover, all to show off to the more cautious chimney man. Hoards of dead rats rained down on me and bounced everywhere. Causing me to scream, wet myself and leap all over the sofa sobbing hysterically and ruining in my "I feminist, hear me roar (or screech like a terrifed wimp.. it depends on the day)" moment
But tail decapitation... that is too mean even for me. Poor thing probably bleed to death over days or died of a horrible infection from the wound. Poisen isn't exactly peace and love, probably doesn't feel like being kissed all over with a buttery feather intestinally speaking, but possibly less hit and miss.
And it works. Cleared out all the zillions of squatters in my attic.
Bet they hiding somewhere to rain on me again in revenge.
<buys large umbrella for all future renovations>
I have a Christopher Eccleston trap, I'll be right over!
Is the peanut butter trap for Christopher E or the squirrels?
<loses thread of conversation>
We had mice and the little bastards kept us awake night after night, I was convinced they were rats.
They cost us a fortune to
kill get rid of and it took about six visits from the pest control company. it's ok we don't need a holiday, really [bitter emoticon]
The pest control chap said we had damage in the loft from a previous squirrel infestation (before we bought the place) and showed me a nasty scar he had from a squirrel attack. He said that squirrels are his worst job and cause the most damage.
Bearing in mind that he had just also destroyed a mahoosive amd scary wasp nest in our loft.
OP, I really hope it's not a squirrel!! Do you have a cat you can send up? For some reason our lazy-arse cat loves going up in our loft
probably the smell of mice.
We have had mice before and not heard anything until the water pipe was eaten through!
We currently have birds in the chimney and the are seriously noisy. DH'S forgot to put netting over the (unused) chimney after last year.
How many children have you got! Can you account for them all?
Could be Julian Assange?
or squirrels maybe.
have you seen paranormal activity?
it might be a great big demonic creature with claws
have you seen paranormal activity?
DH claims that when the rat volleyball with a half brick first started I sat bolt upright in bed and declared there was a zombie in the attic.
I put it down to watching The Walking Deaf last thing before bed and DH being a selfish git by not watching with me so I know when it is safe to come put from behind the TV watching cushion.
A word of warning about shoving a cat up there. It might not want to come back down. And then you have to go up there to get it and deal with horrors like brushing against MASSIVE spider webs, muttering darkly when DH shouts up "watch ut for the zombie" the day after the finale when there was a fucking SWARM of zombies and you still aren't quite back to normal yet.
When I am queen attics will be abolished.
As will rats, spiders' webs, disobediant cats and the showing of zombie programmes after lunchtime.
I had rats in mine and it literally sounded like a massive creature was JUMPING around and running from one side to another, it is horrible I know. They were getting in up the wysteria (plants growing up front of house) it all stopped when that got chopped down. Anyway rats and mice are always eating the food and somehow not getting trapped, its nothing to worry about but id try looking into other ways of getting rid of them
By the way they CAN'T get to you through the walls, I know its ridiculous of me to say but oh my god I had these crazy fears of them just dropping through the ceiling when I had them in the attic..!
CarpeVinum!!! I hate rats with a passion, the other day I found myself saying 'why are they allowed to sell these??!' In the pet shop. That is the most horrible story.. ugh!!! <throws up and starts crying>
Please not Julian Assange. You'd need a huuuuge trap just to fit his ego .
at SarahandFuck (great name too). I'd love to have Christopher Eccleston living in my loft. I'd let him in my hatch at night
I reckon it's that puppet on a bike from the Saw film.
We have squirrels.
Don't be too sure they can't get through fecking walls. Last hallowe'en (I kid you not) I was sitting watching the box at about 10 pm when suddenly dd2 did 'the scream' face and the silent horror point over my shoulder.
Fecker squirrel was sitting on the back of the armchair.
Last year I made dh cut a hole in the wall to find them. He found 5. Eventually. The first hole proved fruitless so I made him cut a second one. I would have carried out and cut the whole fecking house apart, so adamant was I they were to be evicted.
They launched out like demons and we spent about an hour shrieking and trying to chase them out the back door whilst they climbed everywhere. Dh kept saying 'my rabies jab is up to date'.
I know they are back. Dh was carpet cleaning upstairs last weekend and I heard the earthquake as they roused from their nice comfy under the floorboard space (overhead) as he passed over. I hear them in the bedroom wall. Bastards.
You know I'm off to buy mothballs.
Pest control say they won't come out if we don't know how they are getting in. We libe in a four storey townhouse on the side of a mountain. I have no fricking clue where they are getting in. Nor do I have a four storey ladder to investigate the roof.
I'm selling the house instead. I may have to repair the wall...
Pop a bale of hay up there just in case.
We have mice. They often steal the bait out traps without them going off. This includes cheese and peanut butter covered chocolate
We tried humane traps but they never went in them so now we have little nippers and bait boxes. They got in when we had our cavity wall insulation done and they make one hell of a racket.
When we first moved into our house, we would be lying in bed at night and hear this creepy death rattle moaning sound from the loft....for months it freaked the shit out of us. We could only hear it when in the bedroom in the middle of the night. We tried to open the loft only to find it had been nailed shut...FROM THE INSIDE. If anyone has seen Rec/Quarantine, we had visions of some monsters or zombies or whatever up there.
It wasn't until one day when DH was in the garden we discovered that the noise was the old man next door....blowing his nose
It's most likely to be mice or rats. They sound far bigger and noisier than you'd expect. We get woodmice in during the winter and they are spectacularly loud. I used to hear something crashing about above the airing cupboard when I was at my desk in the evening - I was convinced a bird had got in somehow. I spoke to the neighbours who used to live in our house and they confirmed it was just the woodmice - they said they used to be sure it was something much bigger, but every time they put poison down, it turned out to be mice and then the noise stopped.
Squirrels, I bet.
Don't try and go up there yourself, they are absolute little psychopaths. Made me see trips to the park in a whole new light.
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